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 Kuco
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One minute he can hardly walk the next minute he's leaping around like Kermit on speed. Is he on some benfit fraud scam?


 
Posted : 07/11/2009 6:37 pm
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scam he is on


 
Posted : 07/11/2009 6:41 pm
 Kuco
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LOL


 
Posted : 07/11/2009 6:42 pm
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😆


 
Posted : 07/11/2009 6:43 pm
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[i]"Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hmm? Hmm. And well you should not. For my ally is the Force, and a powerful ally it is."[/i]

Surely everyone knows that Yoda uses [url= http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Form_IV:_Ataru ]"Ataru" (Form IV) fighting style[/url] and simply uses [url= http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Force_Valor ]Force Valor[/url] when he needs to fight?

😀


 
Posted : 07/11/2009 6:51 pm
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He looks like a bollock that has risen from a hot bath tub.


 
Posted : 07/11/2009 6:52 pm
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Can't help thinking that 5 minutes with a decent English Teacher would sort out the syntax issue...

I'm thinking about this too much, aren't I?


 
Posted : 07/11/2009 7:05 pm
 Kuco
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Gotta be an inbred with ears like that.


 
Posted : 07/11/2009 7:07 pm
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As the GP wrote on his check up form - NFN*

*Normal for Norfolk


 
Posted : 08/11/2009 12:45 pm
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On the same topic, I caught a 10 minute snip of The Revenge of the Sith yeaterday and was a bit taken aback by R2D2's range of skillz. In the old films {set after those three new shit ones} he could barely roll about on flat surfaces. Yet in the clip I saw he was flying, shooting droids, catching stuff and generally being quite cool. Not just rolling about bleeping in a comedic and quite cute fashion.

Is cos he's old and a bit knackered in the good films?


 
Posted : 08/11/2009 1:14 pm
 LeeW
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On the same topic, I caught a 10 minute snip of The Revenge of the Sith yeaterday and was a bit taken aback by R2D2's range of skillz. In the old films {set after those three new shit ones} he could barely roll about on flat surfaces. Yet in the clip I saw he was flying, shooting droids, catching stuff and generally being quite cool. Not just rolling about bleeping in a comedic and quite cute fashion.

Is cos he's old and a bit knackered in the good films?

Nope, it's electronics were shot in the last of the new films so he was replaced by an overweight dwarf who likes a beer or two.


 
Posted : 08/11/2009 1:29 pm
 jonb
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He's doping


 
Posted : 08/11/2009 2:23 pm
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GrahamS - "wookiepedia", genius!


 
Posted : 08/11/2009 2:51 pm