One of my mates took this photo (whilst a passenger).
Ok they are in slow queing traffic as a result of an incident that closed the motorway!
But all the same some people are just idiots. 😯
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the thought of doing anything to a bowel of cereal doesn't sound great.
Wasn't there a statistic published recently that at any one time, at least 85% of lorry drivers on the road are probably having a Joderall
She's go the ironing board in the back to keep her occupied after breakfast's been de-boweled.
I doubt she packed the breakfast stuff just incase there was slow moving traffic, presumably she's done this before and thinks it's acceptable 🙄Ok they are in slow queing traffic
someone lost concentration while tucking into their full english?as a result of an incident that closed the motorway!
They do say that eating offal is good for you... 😯
Multi-tasking! \o/
Pass to police along with VRN...?
Has nobody told her what a useless breakfast cereal is?
Honestly, the eating habits of this nation make me want to cry.
How can people eat that muck?! I had an onion and chorizo omellette on my drive to work!
I read an RAC report once about things people had been caught doing while driving.
Ignoring the smutty ones the ones that caught my eye were knitting and eating a Chinese takeaway with chopsticks. (I guess to someone skilled with chopsticks it's no harder than eating a [b]bowl[/b] of cereal with a spoon).
I saw a women driving around the M25 yesterday with a cat on her lap. The cat didn't have it's paws on the steering wheel though 😀
I turn the heated wing mirrors up to full, and fry eggs
What you really need is a built-in espresso machine:
http://www.gizmag.com/fiat-500-l-built-in-espresso-machine/23352/
And some where to put your laptop:
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No euphemisms before you start, but I got rammed in the rear by a woman who was doing her makeup and checking herself out in the mirror. It was the last thing I saw in my rear view before nutting the steering wheel and passing out..
I saw a women driving around the M25 yesterday with a cat on her lap
Nah, that was probably a mirkin 8)
Berm B, was she hot?
Its nearly as bad as taking photos of cars in the other lane !,lol,whats the world coming to .. 😉
Nice roof rack btw..
knitting
😯
[i]was the last thing I saw in my rear view before nutting the steering wheel and passing out.. [/i]
bloke I know gently tapped a car in the back in traffic.
guy in the car in front got out bleeding prefusely from his nose.
he'd had his elbow on the steering wheel and at least one finger up his nose as his head went forward when the cars touched.
I am [b]cereal[/b]isly disappointed by the lack of punning on this thread
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_breakfast_cereals
An old mate of mine ate a bowl of museli on the motorway, driving us to the FOD in his van.
He used to be a copper n'all.
My bro. was eating an apple driving once - cutting slices off and putting them in his mouth with a large lock-knife. He did have a sudden common-sense moment half way through though and put the knife away!
When we were young and stupid, and spent our weekends travelling around the north west to various warehouse parties, one of my mates would happily drive along in the fast lane, steering with his knees, while stoking up then smoking a huge bong. He'd invariably be pilled off his tits already 😯
Thinking back I'm amazed we didn't all die in a flaming fireball
fairly sure the M62 is still shut.
who's gonna be the smug one when the rest of you die of starvation?
I was once drinking a pint of milk from one of those cardboard cartons you rarely see these days, whilst driving a Landrover. I hit a big hole and the milk went everywhere, all over me, the windscreen, the dash, the floor, everywhere.
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I was once drinking a pint of milk from one of those cardboard cartons you rarely see these days, whilst driving a Landrover. I hit a big hole and the milk went everywhere, all over me, the windscreen, the dash, the floor, everywhere.
😆
The only problem I've had whilst eating AND driving is when some inconsiderate motorcyclist pulled into my safe braking zone and I had to hit the brakes hard.
I remember heading for the wilds of Northumberland to do a practice weekend for our Duke of Edinburgh award. 10 of us in a minibus with one of the teachers driving. Some 20 min from the campsite he cracked open a can of McEwans Export and was drinking from it.
We were horrified! He proceeded to inform us that drinking and driving was not a crime and driving when drunk was.
I learned about drinking that day. It was a while ago now.
"is no different than following them whilst they apply make-up/do hair/change contact lenses/change baby/hand kids sweets/wetwipe angsty kids/change clothes/change shoes yadda yadda..."
Junkyard, if i spotted her in my rear view mirror eating cereal at 70mph, I would proper mess my shreddies.
IGMC
I bought a bottle of chocolate milk at a shop, jumped in the car and carried on. I then opened the bottle and began drinking from it. The first mouthful told me it was very, very off.
Gagging I tried to wind the window down but this was in my old mini and the handle kept falling off, sure enough it was off this time too.
Not thinking straight, i..e open the door or perhaps...stop... I leant over to the passenger door, wound down the window on that and then squirted as hard as I could. Needless to say at least half the sour milk spread across the passenger seat and floor of my car.
It always smelt terrible after that.
Now look what you've Started.
Etc.
I don't understand how this situation arose. Did she get in the car with the bowl of cereal to start with and managed to negotiate all the roundabouts and so on to get onto the motorway, or has she got a small fridge and various utensils in there ready in case any snacking opportunities arise on the course of her journey??
In the last month I've seen a man eating a yoghurt, another completing paperwork and a woman with a full size Labrador on her lap all whilst driving at 70ish. (m6 near Cheshire)
Maybe she just wants to do some Porridge?
She should thank her Lucky Charms she hasn't had an accident yet.
Good job she didn't get a budgie caught in her radiator grill or she'd have been having shredded tweet.
Car brakes hard in front of her and it'd cheerio to the both of them.
that woman is my girlfriend, you may or may not be suprised to find out what she normally does to me while i'm driving. i think she uses the serial to get rid of the taste....
Wasn't there a statistic published recently that at any one time, at least 85% of lorry drivers on the road are probably having a Joderall
Took me a good minute. I think you mean a Jodrell?
that woman is my girlfriend, you may or may not be suprised to find out what she normally does to me while i'm driving. i think she uses the serial to get rid of the taste....
DB9 anyone?
The only problem I've had whilst eating AND driving is when some inconsiderate motorcyclist pulled into my safe braking zone and I had to hit the brakes hard.
Lol!
that woman is my girlfriend, you may or may not be suprised to find out what she normally does to me while i'm driving. i think she uses the serial to get rid of the taste....
Are you not at all concerned to find out who she was giving a lift to this morning?
Pedant/ cereal, serial.
The only problem I've had whilst eating AND driving is when some inconsiderate motorcyclist pulled into my safe braking zone and I had to hit the brakes hard.
😀 See, they make everything worse! lol
I saw the top of a girls head bobbing up and down whilst driving over Saddleworth/M62.
That I can forgive.
Yeah. It's probably because of the cobbles.
"is laughing at cougar"
More men than women involved in accidents statistically..
I wonder how many women actually [i]cause[/i] accidents though?
On Mumsnet someone's just wondered how many men cause women to cause accidents.
I wonder how many women actually cause accidents though?
Quite a lot in this weather, I expect. "Jesus, look at that..." *crunch*
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A friend of mine trots out that "how many accidents have you caused tho ?" BS from time to time when I get all sanctimonious about more than 20 years of driving without a single insurance claim. And he is having a moan about how high his insurance is due to years of reckless driving.
If I have caused so many accidents, why has not one single person ever taken my number plate and called the cops ?? Why have I never even dinged my car ?? So all these women go around leaving a trail of destruction, and not once get caught ?? Seems unlikely, and frankly the kind of thing my grandfather used to say when he stopped talking about sending all the darkies home.
there was a stat doing the rounds a few years ago that on average men were distracted due to staring at women while driving 7 times a day. Seems low to me!Quite a lot in this weather, I expect. "Jesus, look at that..." *crunch*
My 1st 'proper' girlfriend often used to give me a BJ while I was driving!
I remember once when me & 3 mates were on our way to Ft William for the SSDT (this bit has nothing to do with BJ's so you can stop reading now if your'e not interested) in the late 70's, I had loads of food in my car but my pals in the other car had none. So I'm bombing up the M9 in my Cortina with a trailer & 2 trials bikes on at about 75mph & passing food to the passenger in the other car. Seemed quite normal at the time.