MegaSack DRAW - This year's winner is user - rgwb
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Elements of modern society which you believe show the devil at work and contributing to our lives.
.Green Tea.
.Credit cards.
.Scatter cushions.
Poor use of punctuation marks.
.e-mail.
.Smart phones
.Politics
.Veganism
Lightest Philadelphia.
Carrots
.Online sales. (as in BLACK FRIDAY DEALS/ ARE YOU IN LOVE? VALENTINE's SALE/PLANET X DFS STYLE CONSTANT SALES/EASTER BUNNY'S SCOMING TIME TO BUY A BIKE! etc.)
.Over-excited use of caps.
,Inconsistent bulleting
American cheese
American chocolate
American bacon
All shite.
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Theresa May.
Jeremy Corbyn.
The sad belief that we still live in a modern society
Bottled Water
The Bond Market
.Fat Free Greek Yoghurt.
Fake food in general - fat free this and that
.People who don't believe in the Devil. (apparently, quite a good trick)
The 'pull tabs' on packets of biscuits that are not placed anywhere near the ends of the packet...
Green Tea - Yes
Scatter cushions - Yes
You missed out self-entitled lazy whinging Millenials
There I've said it. Hornets nest disturbed. Enjoy your afternoon arguing about it.
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Trade unions.
Speed cameras.
Moderators.
Grumpy users.
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40th anniversaries
.Online sales.
Constant sales.
27th of February: "Last chance, our February sale ends tomorrow!"
1st of March: "Check out our new Spring sale!"
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Very good. (-:
Facebook
Capitalism
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Otherwise known as 'devil's dumplings'
Insurance for every possible eventuality.
Bottled water + 1.
Paying to go for a piss.
what's wrong with carrots?
Steve Wright in the afternoon.
88008135Otherwise known as 'devil's dumplings'
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sargey - MemberSteve Wright in the afternoon.
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sargey - Member
Steve Wright in the afternoon.
+1
Oops, I forgot two things:
- Jeremy Vine
- internal cable routing
The terms Fake News and Alternative Facts. Donald Trumps sentient hair.
Human resources. Have I won?
Social networking
Internet Pranksters
Donald Trump
Cellophane wrapping on DVD's, CD's and Blu-Ray's.
Nowt wrong with green tea, it's been around for centuries. It's all the same plant, after all.
Banks.
Plastic wrapping on vegetables.
Over simplification of TV documentaries and science programmes.
Most of the Conservative Party and New Labour.
Fake news about fake news.
Wood burners.
Cakes.
Granite worktops.
Fat birds.
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Fat bird is sad
EU bureaucratic system.
ever seen the tv show Person of Interest
well pretty much all the stuff on there
The greatest trick the devil ever played was convincing man that his call was important to us and he was moving forward in the queue.
Elfin' safety, the last bastion of the devil's spawn.
.chocolate that is just veggie fat purified in MSG