MegaSack DRAW - This year's winner is user - rgwb
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[i]"Clown"[/i]
Bloodshot eyes swivel in a painted face.
I start running.
[u][b]'Snakeoil'[/b][/u]
But he said the cables would make it sound better.
[u][b]'STD?'[/b][/u]
No sir, just tell her to use less lipstick...
[u][b]'Goblin'[/b][/u]
No, I've got a nosebleed.
Optimism.
stand back! I don't know how big this thing grows
Ouch
Should have done up those qr's before jumping.
Wellingtons,
Wales & Sheep
With the light on.
'My god, it looks like a horse collar!'
[u][b]'Beast'[/b][/u]
So I chewed my arm off before she woke up.
The Sex Line,
At the other end, Granny with a knitting pattern !
[u][b]'Super Sex'[/b][/u]
Ummm, I'll just have the soup if that's ok.
[u][b]For Sale: [/b][/u]
baby shoes, never worn.
[url= http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio4/today/reports/misc/sixwordlife_20080205.shtml ]In the 1920s, Ernest Hemingway bet ten dollars that he could write a complete story in just six words.[/url]
[u][b]For Sale:[/b][/u]
Singletrack, never read. 😀
[u][b]Mine[/b][/u]
...and I'll wash it as fast as I want, mum.
[b][u]Beachball[/b][/u]
A shot, a shonky ref & we wuz robbed
[u][b]Disappointment[/b][/u]
It's like a penis only smaller!
[u][b]Rodeo[/b][/u]
Your sister's better at this than you...
[b][u]Death Wish[/u][/b]
Wheres my tea you lazy b1tch?:wink:
[b][u]The Exhibitionist, The Nymphomaniac and the Boxer[/u][/b]
Flash,bang,wallop !
[u]Life[/u]
f*ck, cry, learn, ignore, f*ck, joy, misery, joy, f*cked
[b]For Sale[/b]
One Phill & Teds buggy... Done posing! 😉
[i]"Singletrackworld"[/i]
The sexual frustration stretched out before them, like a desert. 😈
[b]Seminar[/b]
She stretches. The skin of her throat is very pale.
[b]BigDummy[/b]
She had called security. This would be his final lesson.
Noteeth.
Better safe than sorry. 😉
[b]relentless[/b]
And it was........... 😯
Great Expectations
Sadly not as good as he'd hoped!
(hot shots)