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Took a wasp to the mouth this evening, sting on the tongue! Swollen painful and pretty much impossible to eat! Also, following that some little get decided to bite me 12 times.

I'm thinking of buying a car for getting to work in future.

Anyone worse off than me?


 
Posted : 02/06/2015 8:03 pm
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Not the thread I expected.


 
Posted : 02/06/2015 8:04 pm
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Not the thread I expected.

My thoughts exactly.


 
Posted : 02/06/2015 8:06 pm
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Well isn't this disappointing, no one even to laugh at my expense!


 
Posted : 03/06/2015 8:36 am
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Got stung in the mouth by a bee,no sympathy from my supposed cycling friends ,they just thought it was hilarious when my lip doubled in size. It was fine by the time I finished the 150 mile sportive.
Man up cowboy. 😛


 
Posted : 03/06/2015 8:43 am
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Does anyone else find it really hurts when you sneeze and fart at the same time? Not only do you do a backflip (might not be true) but it really makes my arsehole hurt (true). Why is this?


 
Posted : 03/06/2015 9:01 am
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Do you have your head up your arse when you do this? 🙂


 
Posted : 03/06/2015 9:20 am
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Posted : 03/06/2015 9:29 am
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I've sneezed whilst laying a large log in the past, jesus that hurt!


 
Posted : 03/06/2015 10:02 am
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I got stung by a bee the other day.

Eight quid for a jar of honey, the bastard.


 
Posted : 03/06/2015 10:12 am
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Do you have your head up your arse when you do this?

Not always


 
Posted : 03/06/2015 10:54 am
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Broke my shoulder blade power kiting dose that count?


 
Posted : 03/06/2015 11:19 am
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How was the wind involved in this story ? I'm calling trade descriptions act on the title.


 
Posted : 03/06/2015 11:20 am
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How was the wind involved in this story ? I'm calling trade descriptions act on the title.

Have you never given a satisfying Ahhh..... after releasing wind......maybe the wasp flew into the ops mouth at that very moment. 🙄


 
Posted : 03/06/2015 12:08 pm
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Have you never given a satisfying Ahhh..... after releasing wind......maybe the wasp flew into the ops mouth at that very moment.
Or else the smell made the wasp angry - all about pheromones, innit ?


 
Posted : 03/06/2015 12:12 pm
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Sphincter cramp after sneezing, pain that should not exist in any mans bottom.


 
Posted : 03/06/2015 12:14 pm
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had a bee get into my helmet at about 80mph on a motorbike, didn't sting, did pull over rather sharpish though.


 
Posted : 03/06/2015 12:17 pm
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@griffiths, not really. I am more likely to shout out "that's a ripper" 🙂

@yeti, a bee on a motorbike, now that I'd like to have seen. IGMC


 
Posted : 03/06/2015 12:23 pm
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Bees on motorbikes!


 
Posted : 03/06/2015 12:24 pm
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Lit a fart once, quite spectacular but singed my ring which was not very nice


 
Posted : 03/06/2015 12:31 pm
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piles after a full day of military grade trouser trumps?


 
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Lit a fart once, quite spectacular but singed my ring which was not very nice

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Posted : 03/06/2015 2:44 pm
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Wind in the titie was just to lure you in 😉

I meant atmospheric as opposed to my own for once, headwind lead to a very fast moving Wasp!


 
Posted : 03/06/2015 7:12 pm
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Ah that was sneaky.........or rather should i say......Ahhhhhhh that was a good one! 😉


 
Posted : 04/06/2015 9:43 am
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When I was at school I pulled an unclosed door open , the wind blew the door closed and the door amputated the end of my middle finger.
Ouchy.


 
Posted : 04/06/2015 9:51 am