[Closed] Wifes cut my hair..

Does it really make it look bigger?

Suppose that it wont be upto much without the pony tail though.

Ponytail? She did you, nay, all of us a favour! 😉

It was my pride and joy, my roadie mullet.

I'm struggling to see why she would owe you favours. Sounds like she's dragged you screaming (snoring?) out of the 80s! 😉

She merely saved you from the 1980's. You should be grateful.

I'd still try your luck with the list of sexual demands though 😉

EDIT: Clubber beat me to it

Have you got an MX5 to sell now :O)

Do the same to her next time she's asleep.

oldgit - Member
It was my pride and joy, my roadie mullet.

Are you Eastern European, doped to the eyeballs, taciturn and able to do 200 miles before breakfast, 200 more after and 200 in the evening to wind down? If not, you're not qualified to wear the mullet.

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You lot either have no style and/or no hair...hmmmph

Are you Eastern European, doped to the eyeballs, taciturn and able to do 200 miles before breakfast, 200 more after and 200 in the evening to wind down? If not, you're not qualified to wear the mullet

I have a Gold metalic snake skin shirt, does that count.

All this talk of ponytails and I just can't help but remember that classic episode of "Only Fools and Horses".

If I wasn't at work, there's be a nice clicky below or maybe even an embedded clip.

I have a Gold metalic snake skin shirt, does that count.

It's not a bad start but copying isn't the same as being...

This must be a wind up.

Men with pony tails don't have girl friends, let alone wives.

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You are perfectly entitled to a ridiculous hairstyle, and to be honest although it may sound trivial and amusing, in your position I'd be bloody livid.

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Hairists.

Then missus lopped off about six inches of hair, where there was once a pony tail there is now thin air.

If my OH cut off six inches of my hair, I'd still have a ponytail. 😛

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Went on a stag do with a mate who has a pony tail. He told us in no uncertain terms that if anyone cut it off, he'd be reporting ABH to the police...

Luckilly she can't cut off my 'Ron Haslams'. Which I might now convert to full on 'Noddy Holders' or 'Guy Martins' just to spite her.

Glad to see binners knows what real style is, which ones you?

You are perfectly entitled to a ridiculous hairstyle, and to be honest although it may sound trivial and amusing, in your position I'd be bloody livid.

+1 and +1 to Cougar's comment... though am currently considering wandering down to the barbers and having that 6" removed - my choice I can live with, come at me with scissors & you'd best be ready for a fight.
(not the whole ponytail, just the end to tidy it up, as I need a job)

Yeah, mine's overdue a trim TBF.

I'm a style icon. I presume you also paired the quality hairdo with the essential black speedo's?

Me 'papped' on the way to the office this morning

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HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LAYDEEEEEZ 😉

I've just turned.

I find embracing the comment "under every pony tail is an ***hole", quite effective to tame all the baldy's jealousy 😈

I am now compiling a list of my sexual demands to present her with.

Just buy her some stella and wait til she falls asleep

Cant say fairer than that 😀

Cant say fairer than that

people on this forum are so mean! You had to draw attention my speech impediment

"Doctor, Doctor. I can't pronounce the letters 'f' or 'th'."
"Well you can't say 'fairer than that'"

Just been on site and got endless 'Master & commander and Hornblower comments.