[Closed] Why won't it stop raining?!?!

I blame the French.

We need water to grow eggs though Jamie... every cloud an' that.

definitely binners

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We need water to grow eggs though Jamie... every cloud an' that.

Phil, can you put a 'Buy Eggs' tag up please.

It's not raining in sunny Devon 🙂

no

[Homer] Hmmmm, the French.[/Homer]
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Arse! How did you lot find out? It was a simple mistake to make.

The kids had been messing around with my dance-related obscure niche God worshiping books. I've quite a collection. I genuinely thought I was conducting my weekly Inca Yogic fertility belly-dance for the goldfish. Imagine my Horror on discovery I'd actually been participating in a Mayan cabbage growers ceremony, summoning forth six months of precipitation

It'll be reet by June. promise

Why won't it stop raining?!?!

at a guess - because you live in the north. ha!
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at a guess - because you live in the north. ha!

Swing and a miss.

Here's you're punishment:

if it's north of taunton, it's The North. 😛

Blahblahbla jetstream blabla

I flipping love it when Molly bosses the argument with all that science shit.

Science? I thought he was talking about caravans?

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...oh hang on.

I got really confused and thought he was on about getting busy with the fizzy....

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I didn't think he liked caravans anymore, or did he just tell me that to stop me moving into his?

Where's our very own Mr Darcy got to?

Where's our very own Mr Darcy got to?

Got banned and decided he preferred life on the outside.

I think I spotted him on telly, on the red carpet at the Golden Globes the other night.

He got banned? Well done him.

It's not raining where I am & also it's about 30 degrees! Goa's lovely at this time of year.

No rain in Edinburgh. its gorne south for all you southerners

No rain in Manchester.

Well, I can't see the surface from here but I assume it's stopped. No where did I put my submarine