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security protected?
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Posted : 09/02/2011 7:02 pm
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Skag heads, they'll nick owt to pass on to there dealer for a bag of something brown. Fresh meat is an easy swap, they used to go for razor blades and toiletries till the shops wisened up.


 
Posted : 09/02/2011 7:19 pm
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Also, you'd be pretty chilled if you'd been slaughtered, talk about stating the obvious..

Just goes to show you that you shouldn't give any creed to stereotypes. I'm in Liverpool and even we don't have to security protect our chicken breast fillets...


 
Posted : 09/02/2011 7:20 pm
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round our way it's jars of coffee that have to be behind the till due to people nicking them...


 
Posted : 09/02/2011 7:32 pm
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Maybe this is the north south divide in evidence.

People in the south are healthier and live longer, as evidenced by the smackheads only stealing chicken breast fillets. Up north, where the smackheads steal lamb and beef, life expectancies are lower, this is obviously the reason why.

One would have to assume that the smackheads in Surrey would bypass the meat and go straight for the herbal tea and pomegranites..


 
Posted : 09/02/2011 7:38 pm
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High value food products are easy to sell on, and easy to steal.


 
Posted : 09/02/2011 7:59 pm
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Not sure £3 counts as high value foods.


 
Posted : 09/02/2011 8:05 pm
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Why did the security-protected chicken cross the road?

He didn't, he was security-protected and couldn't get out of the store.


 
Posted : 09/02/2011 8:49 pm