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[Closed] Why do you think I want a sodding Maserati?

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It's marginally less annoying than the divers watch pop up of death, but from what data does STW think I'm in the market for a Maserati?

Confused, to say the least.........


 
Posted : 17/04/2015 1:54 pm
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oh, are they back 🙂


 
Posted : 17/04/2015 1:55 pm
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Not even VAG are they, wrong demographic.


 
Posted : 17/04/2015 1:57 pm
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Wouldn't say no to Masterati, lovely engine, build quality not brilliant mind you 😉

Not even VAG are they, wrong demographic.

Think the Rouleur sportif thingy is sponsored by them so apparently certain a section of cycleists is of interest to them


 
Posted : 17/04/2015 1:57 pm
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Maserati have been sponsoring some cycling events of late - so I would imagine that in the network targeting, cycling websites are included.

Would make sense.


 
Posted : 17/04/2015 1:58 pm
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I got offered a horse the other day before I'd logged in.


 
Posted : 17/04/2015 1:58 pm
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[i]I got offered a horse[/i]

I'd bridle at that.


 
Posted : 17/04/2015 2:00 pm
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So mazza with a 5. The Audi is out then.


 
Posted : 17/04/2015 2:00 pm
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They had gone away for almost a week, but got the Maserati one today.


 
Posted : 17/04/2015 2:01 pm
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I'm getting mostly offers to drive steam trains or sit in a spitfire.


 
Posted : 17/04/2015 2:03 pm
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Ooh, I'm gonna log out and see what I get.........


 
Posted : 17/04/2015 2:08 pm
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The internet advertising gods seem to think I'd be interested in milk float insurance 😕


 
Posted : 17/04/2015 2:10 pm
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I just Ghost around and don't see many of these.


 
Posted : 17/04/2015 2:18 pm
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I don't see how you'd not want one (nae ads at all for me so this is based purely on experience, obviously).


 
Posted : 17/04/2015 2:23 pm
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I view the site mainly on my Windows tablet and the only ad I have noted is the one currently at the bottom for the Zesty, I get ads at the top and right of screen but couldn't even tell you what for as I seem to have mentally tuned out from looking or even noting them.

Same goes for ads on YouTube.


 
Posted : 17/04/2015 4:39 pm
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15 times today I've said I don't want one, yet I'm still being asked

**** orffffff!!


 
Posted : 17/04/2015 4:41 pm
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Accurist watches for me - i've been downgraded from Rolex's (or the cheaper arm of Rolex).


 
Posted : 17/04/2015 5:33 pm
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I was just on the cusp of buying a Maserati as well, but seeing as how much I hate being advertised [u]at[/u], I have changed my mind.

That's a lost sale for Maserati, then. Add it to the expensive diver's watch that I had to send back for a similar reason, and it seems obtrusive advertising can be counter productive........


 
Posted : 17/04/2015 5:56 pm
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I don't fancy a Zesty UK or whatever it's called...

But a double black Quattroport-whathaveyou auto, oh yeah.


 
Posted : 17/04/2015 6:02 pm
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Mmm wonder wot a maser bike racks like ....


 
Posted : 17/04/2015 6:27 pm
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Don't know anything about Maserati but I'm off to Malaga next month.


 
Posted : 17/04/2015 6:27 pm
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They seemed to disappear for a week or so, but now the bloody thing's back pretty much every time I click on a new thread, not just when I open the site.
Whoever the bloke is who worked up the code that makes these ads open so frequently needs someone to have a quiet word in his ear, all while his fingers are held in the blades of a pair of secateurs... 👿


 
Posted : 17/04/2015 7:11 pm
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You and your gardening references 🙂


 
Posted : 17/04/2015 7:19 pm
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Do I need to take the wheels off my 29er trance to get it into a ghibli ?


 
Posted : 17/04/2015 8:19 pm
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Bravissimo and Pepperberry adverts for me! 🙂


 
Posted : 17/04/2015 8:29 pm
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We rode past the Maserati HQ on our tandem and decided to swing in for a look and a possible part exchange. The security guard in his little booth took one look and wagged his finger at us. For that reason I will never buy one of their cars...


 
Posted : 17/04/2015 8:38 pm
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^ Reminds me of an eccentric HS doctor I knew (kind-of) once.

He went into a Merc garage, bugged the crap out of them [i]all[/i] day, then plonked the cash on desk to drive away what he had decided on.

He was a bit bat-shit like that; nice guy though.


 
Posted : 17/04/2015 8:46 pm
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About a dozen full page ads today. I think another 6 before bedtime and I'll buy one.


 
Posted : 17/04/2015 8:55 pm
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Wouldn't mind a go of Maserati. Though you'd have to search some adult sites to see the type of Maserati I mean. Not too bothered about the cars mind.


 
Posted : 17/04/2015 9:51 pm