MegaSack DRAW - This year's winner is user - rgwb
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Following on from HTS' floaters thread, let's have your lurker theories.
Enlighten me. 😉
Because they lurk it very much.
We'll never know, shirley?
Only happens IME at very inconvenient moments, in other people's places, or occasionally in office toilets...
What about a Gurkha lurker in a burkha, eh?
Too shallow to dive?
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Anyone else notice (excuse poor taste and potentially gratuitous description) that lurkers are the best shaped poos. Streamlined and mean.
lurk moar
*must take to heart*
EDIT: sorry, poos, what?!
includes the answer
We'll never know, shirley?
Well, someone on here will have an answer.
And don't call me Shirley. 😉
someone on here will have an answer
Not yet, though 😉
STW scientists, where are you now, eh? eh? eh?
So - is this about poohs that feel like they want to come out but don't?
Nope, it's about poohs that come out and then won't [b] go away [/b] , gofasterstripes. You know, those heavy torpedo bad boys...
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Dunno man, I eat a lot of salad, only brown bread and pooh at least once a day - my GF says I'm weird.
Never get them, but realistically I guess they're caused by eating food that is mostly digested and therefore you're only left with dense residue. When I was in Greece, with all the white bread I felt awful, permanently needed to go but couldn't - it was like passing stones.
A friend of mine turned up at my ol' place in London once with the same problem, hadn't been for a week. I fed him lots of water, and then 6 weetabix followed by about 200mL of Olive Oil. Worked in about an hour.
At least once a day is weird? I am a three times a day man.
At least once a day is weird? I am a three times a day man.
Full of shit? Wouldn't be a first for STW.
Mister P - Member
At least once a day is weird? I am a three times a day man.
At least we know what the P stands for now
[i]Full of shit? Wouldn't be a first for STW. [/i]
Shirley less full than those who are not so regular?
Ain't got a clue.
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Lurkers lurk on here cos they are mouses...if your a dragon u speak..but mouses eek and are r scardy cats...thsts why lurkers lurk on ere....or......they lurk on ere cos they are too busy lurking good..
dafuq I jus reed?
there's somefink funny about that account...