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Enlighten me.


 
Posted : 07/08/2013 11:09 am
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Too much Miller Lite?


 
Posted : 07/08/2013 11:12 am
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Air in the poo. Like a small brown zeppelin.


 
Posted : 07/08/2013 11:12 am
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fatty-fatty-fatso!

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Posted : 07/08/2013 11:12 am
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How does the air get in them though? Is it something to do with what you eat?


 
Posted : 07/08/2013 11:16 am
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It's fat, not air, innit. Like the fatberg up there.


 
Posted : 07/08/2013 11:16 am
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A diet of balsa wood and Flumps?


 
Posted : 07/08/2013 11:17 am
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Lunch time near enough.


 
Posted : 07/08/2013 11:17 am
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Because they are less dense than water....


 
Posted : 07/08/2013 11:18 am
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Because if they didn't float they wouldn't be floaters. HTH.


 
Posted : 07/08/2013 11:20 am
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Floaters are trying to tell you to eat more salad.

Lurkers, on the other hand, are beyond scientific explanation and the competence of existing toilet brush design.


 
Posted : 07/08/2013 11:20 am
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Nope, it's not fat. Otherwise fat people would float, and they don't.


 
Posted : 07/08/2013 11:21 am
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And that fatberg really came from some dodgy kebab shop pouring all their old fat down the drain, not from someone's bottom.


 
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Now we know about fatbergs, presumably the correct name for floaters are fat growlers.


 
Posted : 07/08/2013 11:23 am
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Otherwise fat people would float, and they don't.

Not in a pool or the open seas, maybe, but have you ever rammed one down your toilet?


 
Posted : 07/08/2013 11:25 am
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Nope, it's not fat. Otherwise fat people would float, and they don't

They do, it's us skinny folk who have problems.

You know how people say that you can just lie on your back and float in the sea? I don't. My feet sink and the rest of me follows them as I 'slide' under the water, if I put on a few stones of luvverly jubbly wobbly fat I'd probably float.

But then the sharks would get me.


 
Posted : 07/08/2013 11:27 am
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Because the rotor can expand away from the spider when they get hot. This helps avoid warping.

HTH


 
Posted : 07/08/2013 11:28 am
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too much gentleman's relish in your diet?


 
Posted : 07/08/2013 11:29 am
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Chimpanzees don’t float either, which is why you never see any bobbing about in the khazi.


 
Posted : 07/08/2013 11:32 am
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They are made of Witches.

Witches float. Like Ducks and wood, and as we know, wood burns.

Therefore, you should burn your floaters in your wood-burning stove. You do have one, don't you?


 
Posted : 07/08/2013 11:36 am
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Posted : 07/08/2013 11:39 am
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[i]But then the sharks would get me. [/i]

And then the sharks would poo out floaters which would lurch their way to the surface of the sea. But you never see shark poo floating do you?


 
Posted : 07/08/2013 11:40 am
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fat growlers.

Oh noes. Did little sickie.


 
Posted : 07/08/2013 11:43 am
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Because the rotor can expand away from the spider when they get hot. This helps avoid warping
Is the answer to the question I was expecting.

Otherwise, I'd read somewhere it was high fat content.


 
Posted : 07/08/2013 11:47 am
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Fat in your liver. Adjust your diet.


 
Posted : 07/08/2013 11:48 am
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Nope, it's not fat. Otherwise fat people would float, and they don't.

They bloody well do you know, they're a real bugger to drown.


 
Posted : 07/08/2013 11:52 am
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Not my doing(s) BTW. I went to trap 3 for a slash and there was a flotilla of Floatesers bobbing about in there.

If I had a BB gun with me I could have taken them out.


 
Posted : 07/08/2013 11:54 am
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flotilla of Floatesers

Superb week on STW. First we have "teabagging the Airblade" and now this.


 
Posted : 07/08/2013 11:57 am
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The things kids say. My son said hello to my neighbour [b]'hello Mrs poo poo'[/b]. I YOU WHAT?!! Very embarrasing.


 
Posted : 07/08/2013 11:59 am