MegaSack DRAW - This year's winner is user - rgwb
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Enlighten me.
Too much Miller Lite?
Air in the poo. Like a small brown zeppelin.
How does the air get in them though? Is it something to do with what you eat?
It's fat, not air, innit. Like the fatberg up there.
A diet of balsa wood and Flumps?
Lunch time near enough.
Because they are less dense than water....
Because if they didn't float they wouldn't be floaters. HTH.
Floaters are trying to tell you to eat more salad.
Lurkers, on the other hand, are beyond scientific explanation and the competence of existing toilet brush design.
Nope, it's not fat. Otherwise fat people would float, and they don't.
And that fatberg really came from some dodgy kebab shop pouring all their old fat down the drain, not from someone's bottom.
Now we know about fatbergs, presumably the correct name for floaters are fat growlers.
Otherwise fat people would float, and they don't.
Not in a pool or the open seas, maybe, but have you ever rammed one down your toilet?
Nope, it's not fat. Otherwise fat people would float, and they don't
They do, it's us skinny folk who have problems.
You know how people say that you can just lie on your back and float in the sea? I don't. My feet sink and the rest of me follows them as I 'slide' under the water, if I put on a few stones of luvverly jubbly wobbly fat I'd probably float.
But then the sharks would get me.
Because the rotor can expand away from the spider when they get hot. This helps avoid warping.
HTH
too much gentleman's relish in your diet?
Chimpanzees don’t float either, which is why you never see any bobbing about in the khazi.
They are made of Witches.
Witches float. Like Ducks and wood, and as we know, wood burns.
Therefore, you should burn your floaters in your wood-burning stove. You do have one, don't you?
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[i]But then the sharks would get me. [/i]
And then the sharks would poo out floaters which would lurch their way to the surface of the sea. But you never see shark poo floating do you?
fat growlers.
Oh noes. Did little sickie.
Is the answer to the question I was expecting.Because the rotor can expand away from the spider when they get hot. This helps avoid warping
Otherwise, I'd read somewhere it was high fat content.
Fat in your liver. Adjust your diet.
Nope, it's not fat. Otherwise fat people would float, and they don't.
They bloody well do you know, they're a real bugger to drown.
Not my doing(s) BTW. I went to trap 3 for a slash and there was a flotilla of Floatesers bobbing about in there.
If I had a BB gun with me I could have taken them out.
flotilla of Floatesers
Superb week on STW. First we have "teabagging the Airblade" and now this.
The things kids say. My son said hello to my neighbour [b]'hello Mrs poo poo'[/b]. I YOU WHAT?!! Very embarrasing.