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[Closed] why are they rioting ...the answer is this....

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today whilst in a coffe/candie shop i came across this :

'"Black Jack Candie"'...its alittle like a stick of rock and the ingredients have an advisory notice on the wrapper which says :
"May have an adverse effect on Attention and Activity in children"
so now we know what the route cause is..the little blighters have been eating too much of this candie bar... ๐Ÿ˜‰


 
Posted : 10/08/2011 5:46 pm
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So to tackle the rioters we simply need to spike their Sunny D with Horlicks.


 
Posted : 10/08/2011 5:48 pm
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Two colons, speech marks, capital letters?!?

OK, WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH ELAINE ANNE?


 
Posted : 10/08/2011 5:50 pm
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Posted : 10/08/2011 5:54 pm
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I knew it! They're all smacked out of their minds on sweets. It's like the episode of The Simpsons when Bart finds a $20 bill and spends it all getting high on slushies.

I wonder if this correlates with riots in the past? Didn't Skittles come out just before the Polltax riots?


 
Posted : 10/08/2011 5:55 pm
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The whole Arab Spring is the result of a massive Baklawa sugar rush.

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Posted : 10/08/2011 6:06 pm
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oooohhhh, so it's the blacks fault is it?!!

RACIST SCUM.

I'm gonna riot.


 
Posted : 10/08/2011 6:09 pm
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I wonder if this correlates with riots in the past? Didn't Skittles come out just before the Polltax riots?

Yup. And the riots in the 80's were a direct result of the removal of raisins from the Double Decker.


 
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๐Ÿ˜€ at that pic maccruiskeen!


 
Posted : 10/08/2011 6:12 pm
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Posted : 10/08/2011 6:15 pm