[Closed] Who is your Olympic body match?

Apparently I have the build of a gun toting Asian.

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So 50% accurate.

Track cycling and rugby sevens - not bad, although never ridden on a track!

a ****ing golfer.

kill me now.

golf!

I got an Asian shooter too, but deep down it's got to be this guy for most of us.

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Ha ha. I look EXACTLY like my match...

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If I add 20 years, and drop 1", I seem to do a lot better.

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Good work, BBC.

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This is my match apparently. Marius Cocioran - Race walker.
Yep, I'm that slim, definitely, no doubt about that 😉

Weightlifters and shooters...

This guy apparently. Yup, my physique EXACTLY.

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Surprisingly (not) I'm a match for a Serbian water polo player and two Team GB rowers. That's what you get for being 1.97m tall and weighing 97 kilos.

I'm ok at rowing, but have never played water polo.

Eddie the Eagle

A Lithuanian canoeist with no hair? Or a Swedish Handballer with a mullet? Hmph.

Im happy with Valverde...

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No-one since they refused to accept Sumo as an Olympic sport again!!!!

A canoe sprinter, handball-ist, and rugby 7's player.
All about 1 decade younger than me.

that walkers not walking!

I got a Portuguese judoist and Georgian and Iranian wrestlers.

Not surprising really at 100kgs!!

Yury Shcherbatsevich -Belarus- shooting
Harry Aikines-Aryeetey -GB- athletics
Jaime Yusept Espinal -Puerto Rico- wrestling

Seems optimistic tbh.

Unsurprisingly: heavyweight wrestlers, Judoka & weightlifters.

Fairly good match...

I got Bradley Wiggins. I wish ...

And a Mexican volleyballer called Jesus 🙂

that walkers not walking!

Not even one foot down.

match 3 julien absalon.

Pretty happy with that, oh and i've got 4 years on him. None of the speed or skill though!

I got the same three as bongohoohaa!

Clare Balding.

The javelin

I've got Philippe Gilbert as match 2, +10 years unfortunately 🙂

I got an Asian shooter too, but deep down it's got to be this guy for most of us.

You're not kidding!!!

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If only i had Clancy's FTP to match his height and weight

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2 Shooters and a fencing chap

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Yeah man.....don't **** with me! 8)

(30 years ago, I probably had that physique, but its been re-proportioned/arranged a bit since then! 🙁 )

Ed Clancey
Rafa Nadal
Jeffrey julmis

Funnily enough, Ed Clancy was in my year at high school. Our careers took rather different paths after that...

[quote=ahwiles ]that walkers not walking!

Well they don't do they? For some reason I was recently reading about the rules for race walking, and apparently it's only a foul if a human judge can see both feet off the floor, so they're allowed a certain amount of flight based on human perception. Apparently they train to be just within those rules, rather than to actually try and keep both feet on the floor - well you would, wouldn't you, but they're not actually training to walk. [s]Dodgy[/s] Weird sport

tomhoward - Member
Ed Clancey
Rafa Nadal
Haitian athlete

Funnily enough, Ed Clancy was in my year at high school. Our careers took rather different paths after that...

*high five body double!

Diverse 8)
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Being Mr Average it comes as no surprise to me that I'm Average height 177cm and Average weight 72kg...of all Olympic athletes.

Quite pleased with my bunch:

Aziz Ouhadi - Moroccan sprinter

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Jack Laugher, GB diver

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David Chapman - Aus shooter

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Heh. I'm a French Mountain Biker 🙂

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a horseist and a canoeist and a hockeyist, I'll take that

Match 1

Otgonbaatar Lkhagvasuren
Sport: Judo
Mongolia
Height: 182cm
Weight: 207lb
Age: 23

Match 2

Keith Sanderson
Sport: Shooting
United States
Height: 183cm
Weight: 209lb
Age: 41

Match 3

Chris Wyles
Sport: Rugby Sevens
United States
Height: 183cm
Weight: 209lb
Age: 32

A triathlete from New Zealand, a Mauritanian runner and a Portuguese road cyclist. Not unexpected.

I'm Andy Murray.

Also an Austrian swimmer and an Australian Badminton-er.

Match 1

Diego Milan Jimenez

Road cyclist.

He's a bit younger, mind. And a bit faster

If I was female, I'd be

Match 1

Dorothea Brandt

Swimmer.

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😥

Match 1

Julio Cesar Castillo

Sport: Boxing
Ecuador

Height: 183cm
Weight: 91kg
Age: 28

Match 2

Manoel Dall Igna

Sport: Rugby Sevens
France

Height: 183cm
Weight: 92kg
Age: 31

Match 3

Abderrahmane Benamadi

Sport: Judo
Algeria

Height: 183cm
Weight: 90kg
Age: 31

So don't f with me!

For some reason mine was Gabriel the security gaurd. 8)

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I did it again and seem to have matched with a New Zealand rugby player 😳

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Taekwondoist, Rugby Sevensist and cyclist for me

So I'm all about handball apparently.

Cedric Sorhaindo

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But I thought I should try womens too 🙂

Isabelle Yacoubou

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Imagine the children. They'd be huge.