MegaSack DRAW - This year's winner is user - rgwb
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Please give me your best attempts at a poem, verse or limerick to celebrate the [url= http://www.BigBikeBash.co.uk ]Big Bike Bash?[/url]
i am sure that some of you may have heard fo the event but for those who haven't it is a beer festival, music festival and bike festival in the middle of the New Forest in August. There are events ranging from XC to lake jump, Pint to Pint racing to Malt Loaf eating.
Google it for more detail.
We want the verse to capture to spirit of the BBB describing the atmosphere as well as the events. Do your best.
5 Free beer tokens to the winner. Live reading on stage at the BBB.
Once Nick had a thought for a bike race of sorts,
With bands that made a din,
He had night rides and lake jumps,
Drag race and track pumps,
And Aziz did the colouring in.
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Hang on to my beer tokens for a year or two. I'll be down with my lad when he's big enough.
Bring him down now, he will be fine.
There was an event in Hants
For cyclists not up there with Lance
It was great fun for all
Until someone quite small
Did a dirty great shit in his pants
come all ye, come to the Bash,
we're giving away sausage and mash
some buckets of spam
gallons of ham
and a whole marquee of corned beef hash
(apologies, I'm a little hungry and have had a wee drink)
I think the beer tokens are still on offer 😉
There was a young cyclist from Burley,
who (by the look on his face) was plain surly,
he rode the big bash, but made a right hash,
& now all his mates think he's a girlie.