[Closed] Where's the Eurovision thread?

Would be hilarious if Greece won it....! 🙂

grannies for the win

Judging by their performance, I think Greece'll be safe!

Where's the Eurovision thread?

mumsnet?

Don't pretend you didn't want one on here, kimbers!

Engelbert - the simple redemption song has really grown on me. But it cannot win because he performed first.

Greece singer.....oh my 😳

Heres one i started earlier this week.

http://singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/eurovision-song-contest-saturday

Fantasic camera work and prooduction, let down by soem poor acts, obviously they had been told not to win, as their countries couldnt afford it.

Am I the only one watching the England game?

Deluded, I think you're deluded. Play ended hours ago. Solid ton from Strauss, KP looking his usual imperious self. A good test, though, still undecided.

CFH 😀

Here's Spain coming up, let's see them not win it 😉

Russian grannies obviously 😀

The Spanish entry is good

Bad luck Spain, that was good

On talent gota be spain , i hate my life right now

I am watching LOTR II ... 🙄

That rock chick from Marcedonia sounds ok ...

As an aside - Azerbaijan. Europe. Eh? If they're in it, what about Tunisia, perhaps. Maybe Algeria, too.

load of shite

On talent the lass playing chello thingy from macedonia

Jedwood I'm sure the have ADHD, that would be one explanation :S

oooo yaaaay, JEDWARD, whoopeee! 🙄

edit: I am actually LOL

jedward is one reason why capital punishment should be reintroduced

On talent i hope them jedward thingys win and bancrupt ireland next year

I didn't think it was possible for me to take an interest in this tawdry borefest, but at present I am being subjected to pre-recorded episodes of Hollyoaks and would sacrifice all of the taste and dignity that I possess to be freed from this insufferable torment..

(although I did nearly just shed a tear when the short irritating one shared the news of her pregnancy with her bloke.. 😳 )

EDIT: sorry.. I'm assuming that this is the right thread for discussing Hollyoaks..

Most hyperactive act of the night so far goes to Jedward.

jedward is the only reason why capital punishment should be reintroduced

FTFY

Awesomeness as a whole, pure cheese!

Italy was very professional, Swedish Kate Bush tribute was also good, but my vote will be going to Malta

Russian grannies were appalling even for Eurocrap

On talent the one from serbsshould win
Prime shite

On talent whoever is next ?essance of plop

Russian grannies were appalling even for Eurocrap

You sir are up next after Jedward 😉

it appears the ukraine has a tranny singing for them

Ontalent he cast of holyoaks to winthete crazy and there SO talented ITS SCARY

Jedward to win,proves ireland is just not full of navies.

Hollyoaks rocks and jedward were rather good .

Why is the Ukrainian lass wearing a bath cap?

Project,

http://www.military.ie/naval-service

Not full, I would agree, but there is one. OK, so some might say that eight [s]dinghies[/s] ships isn't much, but it is a sort of navy.

Her arms are WAY out of control. I've called the EU health and safety hotline to stop this dangerous nonsense before it's too late.

Was anyone else watching it with the sign-a-long lyrics? I wasn't singing them (honest) but the majority of them were appalling! Some pretty good singers though.

That presenter in the tux and dickie bow is class 😆

Its like he's doing an air travel safety instruction presentation.

Good god there all good i'm spoilt for choice

European Shouting Contest- are points now awarded for volume?

Personally I like Albania.

Yep, Albania ftw

Both my daughters have had texts urging them to vote for Greece
There seems to be some sort of campaign going on 😀

navvies, the ones who dig holes, not navies i meant.

If Greece win......TJ will go in to orbit as the [s]euro[/s]drachma dies!

Vote Greece! 🙂

SERBIAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

actually looked like a good band with traditional music - gets my vote.

Greece, Greece, Greece, Greece, Greece. 😆

Spain Spain Spain Spain! they've already told the performer they can't afford to win!

My personal choice ... looks might influence my vote too to some extend.

1. Macedonia
2. Italy
3. Ukraine
4. Spain

But you should vote Greece to rub salt ... 😆

Sorry babushka no vote for you unless you carry AK-47.

ahhh i wondered what FYR meant - see i've learned something from EUROVISION today!

I learn that most of them try to look like porn stars ... really they do look like porn stars. Look at them ... those dirty porn stars ... dirty! dirty! dirty! ...

oooooooo
hello AUSTRIA judgess
🙂 😀 :-p

I'm late to the party, I've just been riding round a velodrome.

What did I miss?

Is the Swedish lead singer a ladyboy? 😯

forget Austria , good evening Moldova!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Eastern block sticking together suprize suprize bunch of crooks

Cougar - Member

I'm late to the party, I've just been riding round a velodrome.

What did I miss?

the reaffirmation of alliances in the former eastern block and Balkans!

ever get the feeling foreigners dont like us.

Probably because we have had wars with them, and they lost.

Only 1 for the UK, bet they've got the hump...

Are we, (the UK) last?

Oh well, we're still champions at war! Undisputed too. 🙂

Very last

Reaffirms that nobody likes us, yet paradoxically, everybody wants to emigrate here.

Excellent ... UK is last. 6 points! 😆

Yes, they don't like us.

p/s: damn ... Norway is last now ... poor Norway. I like them especially their marinated herring.

Oh Lordi.

deluded - Member

Reaffirms that nobody likes us, yet paradoxically, everybody wants to emigrate here.

They come to rob and to pillage ... 🙄

Deep down they are very jealous because they have no idea how UK manages to get this far and this powerful with inbred all over.

I don't think we have much of an inbreeding problem, royalty aside.

Cougar - Member

I don't think we have much of an inbreeding problem, royalty aside.

We are not but to others we are ... with chavs all over ... and we also have a very powerful friend who speak like us with the "same" language.

sweeden won, have no idea of the words she is singing mean, or what they are.

I know how you feel.

see my post above, it's all about the dangerous flailing arms.

I was wondering if the Russians all fit inside each other.

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I was wondering if the Russians all fit inside each other.

Ewwwww!

why were Jedwood wearing womens costumes ? are they transvestites these days ?

Women's clothes usually contain fannies.