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When you have an 'I Hate My Job day'
[Even if you're retired, you sometimes have those days]
Try this out:
Stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase
a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson.
Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors,
draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed.
Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer.
Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.
Now the fun part begins.
Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement:
"Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested
and then sanitized."
Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times,' I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at
Johnson & Johnson.'
HAVE A NICE DAY; AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB
THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE ASS THAN YOURS!
...Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and laughter in
your heart...
Then you are just an old sour fart;
Maybe you should go and work for Johnson and Johnson
😯
I'd rather be doing that job than one I am in currently.
Tankslapper, why did you buy a rectal thermometer in the first place?
(I've a feeling I may regret having asked this but it's got to be done)
I'm in the wrong game.
Went for the interview.
Quite enjoyed the practical, but failed the written exam........
Rusty Spanner - Member
Went for the interview.Quite enjoyed the practical, but failed the written exam........
Did you work it out with a pencil?
Mostly Balanced - Member
Tankslapper, why did you buy a rectal thermometer in the first place?(I've a feeling I may regret having asked this but it's got to be done)
Was going to but opted for one of those ear jobs......
how do you apply? beats the crap i do!
Work on the line at Honda Swindon for a while and then shove 10 up at the same time.... box and all.
I hate my job a lot of the time but I feel soooooo much better about it now.
It's not often one actually laughs out load at something read in a forum but this is one of those magic moments.
Thanks, Tankslapper, you're a legend.
You think thats bad? Try working with 84 heroin addicts at once, who all think the world revolves around each of them.
Pass the thermometer.
Those that are in employment at least have the wage to look forward to... I DARE YOU TO TRY UNEMPLOYMENT....... 🙁
Woohooooooo. My day just got better. I've got to design a 4 page layout about Steve Peat. Nice photos too. 🙂
The Southern Yeti - Member
Work on the line at Honda Swindon for a while and then shove 10 up at the same time.... box and all.
Yes been at Honda to, I do understand