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"even the honest man will steal"

Thus spake the bilboard advertising Spearmint Rhino, just before the Hammersmith Flyover.

WTF?


 
Posted : 05/04/2010 6:18 pm
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This deserves an accolade just for using the term 'thus spake'. 😀

The billboard is technically incorrect though. And honest man would not steal, otherwise he would not be an honest man.

Maybe he's pretending to be honest.

Is he a politician?


 
Posted : 05/04/2010 6:23 pm
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This would translate as: "Hey devoted husbands/partners, great news!!! It [i]is[/i] alright to have a lapdance! See, we found some rather lame proverb to back us up on it. Once she's heard it, she'll be [i]fiiiiiiiine[/i] about it."


 
Posted : 05/04/2010 6:24 pm
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Where TF did they get "Spearmint Rhino" though? Always wondered that...


 
Posted : 05/04/2010 6:25 pm
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Just google imaged "when the safe is open"...

Spearmint Rhino has gone downhill 🙁

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Posted : 05/04/2010 6:47 pm
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Is that the Reader's Wives version?


 
Posted : 05/04/2010 7:18 pm
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That's the spin off called 'Peppermint hippo'.


 
Posted : 05/04/2010 7:29 pm
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This would translate as: "Hey devoted husbands/partners, great news!!! It is alright to have a lapdance! See, we found some rather lame proverb to back us up on it. Once she's heard it, she'll be fiiiiiiiine about it."

or "don't let your husband/partner go here - even the best of them will do something they ought to regret" ?


 
Posted : 05/04/2010 7:33 pm
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Is that the Reader's Wives version?

Don't think much of yours


 
Posted : 05/04/2010 7:54 pm