The headline tells you all you need to know.
but there's description of how it happened.
pixellated 'look at the damage, his willy looks like a deformed courgette' images.
a random selfie
hope for the future.
But why on earth would they go top the press?
[url= http://www.kentlive.news/a-medway-man-snapped-his-penis-trying-for-a-baby-with-his-partner-during-a-vigorous-sex-session/story-29835030-detail/story.html ]http://www.kentlive.news/a-medway-man-snapped-his-penis-trying-for-a-baby-with-his-partner-during-a-vigorous-sex-session/story-29835030-detail/story.html[/url]
i need to find the one I saw the other day, Northampton way I think it was. it involved a large pink dildo and some barbecue tongs!!!
Edit. Sorry for the mail link but...
"But I stuck by him, helped him clean up, use the toilet, I've been there all the way."
She IS a keeper 😯
I think you mean this one Jambo? (edit: you added link as I was typing)
Emma now wants to raise awareness and urge anyone in a similar predicament to seek medical attention.
😆
chakaping - MemberI think you mean this one Jambo? (edit: you added link as I was typing)
You've just made my week !
It nearly made her whole week too.
theotherjonv - Member
It nearly made her whole week too.
genius
Not local, (and probably, hopefully, made up) but still...
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This one is genuine, it's a colleagues husbands cousin (honest)
Who puts the unpixelated version of this photo on social media. I mean, who?
(Yes, I know, it's that bricklayer dude)
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i need to find the one I saw the other day, Northampton way I think it was. it involved a large pink dildo and some barbecue tongs!!!
From the article in the Metro "Emma Phillips, a mother of one from Wallasey, Merseyside". Nothing happens like that in Northampton. Not with any of the women I know in the town anyway.
Where do the dogs get the Quavers from........ 🙂
theotherjonv - Member
It nearly made her whole week too.
Brilliant.
Student teacher Emma Philips - does she not realise what kids do first when they get a new teacher? Career over.
She says she had to describe the problem when she made the call? Is she saying she called an ambulance?
[i]Is she saying she called an ambulance? [/i]
If TJ were here he'd be banging on about self-evacuating but if she'd have been able to do that she wouldn't have needed to go to A&E...
She was actually disappointed they removed it.. she just wanted the batteries changing....
the old jokes are always the best rickmeister!
- does she not realise what kids do first when they get a new teacher? Career over
Pseudonym out of the question?
Buzz Tightgear
Sorry - thought you were casting out for nicknames!
Is she saying she called an ambulance?
they were concerned they would both still be over the limit after a night on the sauce.
LOL at Rickmeister
They tried to remove it using a fork handle
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