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Because I am, obviously.
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Because they're annoying
errr......
I'm not a thin woman.
I thought chew-k-y might sound weird so changed to chewkw.
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Another, cos it's my name innit.
Although Dez is not actually on my birth certificate. That'd be Derek. Derek Frank, in fact. My brothers are called Ray Robert and John David. My parents obviously were having a laugh when I was born ๐
my name is Toby, my friends are lazy, they call me Toab.
Nothing to do with tits on bulls...
I am a massive fan of Jamie Theakston.
Because biking wise I am old and incompetent. I am also a bit irrascible and have ideas above my station
Edit - this is of course assuming that you have seen Dad's Army
From my first snowboarding clobber with a shiny crash helmet - GF said I looked like Buzz Lightyear and my mates laughed. It stuck. [Wish I could find the photo]
it's my name with the middle cut out... (ie first 3 letters & last 2)
Because I'm mad scientist!
and the name's Frank.
darcy, yes (laydees ๐ ), I'm a real life Mr. Darcy.
deadly - nickname at uni
Shortcut - no idea how I got that. Possibly something to do with being able to miss out long boring / hard bits of trail, or indeed wreak havoc in a group ride by going from the back to the front fairly quickly by taking a shortcut.
I am usually well behaved now though! ๐
The tune that my footie team have run out to for the past forty years or so
Makes for a great ringtone too
BH9 - Bournemouth postal code (Winton/Charminster area) cos' that is where I was living when I registered.
My old nickname at high school, no idea where it came from!
Still get called it occasionally now by people I haven't seen for a while.
Song done by two of my very favourite bands
cos iam fat and my name is simon and the mk2 comes from the hacking incident
smurf - real name is S. Murfin. Been called smurf since I was at school.
real name is S. Murfin. Been called smurf since I was at school.
REALLY!!? you should have started a [url=
for goodness sake..
my name is andy, and..
analogue = reference to me being an electronic musician who kept his kit / collection of old, mostly Roland, analogue synths keyboards when most 'went digital' (although I subsequently sold too many, too cheaply, mostly to Vince Clarke!
and analogue = warm, deep, subtle, dirty
digital = cold, thin, calculated, shiny ๐
I am hung like a drayhorse

