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Dog testicle tickler.

Thrunge gasket remover.

[s]Boiled egg remover[/s]

black-head squeezer

A hand-held double-pronged wooden cupboard locater.

Nose picker for Barry Manilow?

broken

A grill pan puller-outer? May also be broken.

Is it a tool for making fake tiny horse hoofprints?

broken catapult

rowlock

Egg-checker

Broken peeler?

OP, how did you cut your hand and what you getting that's XL?

Tongue shape template

It's a broken early prototype of the soon-to-be-released King of Shaves Azor equine razor
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Broken vegetable peeler (or a tool for removing boots from children).

Very worn sex toy.

It's an Aubergine, tongue and Elephant Teat Gauge... any extreme deviation means the article being measured is waste.

Speaking of extreme deviation, I've also seen them used in the bedroom, but I won't go into details, though tongues are once again involved.

It's for getting boy scouts out of horses hoofs

Tongue shape template

I prefer their earlier albums. Before they got famous.

It's for removing the flange from a flux capacitor

Once you've got a flux capacitor there's no getting rid of the flange

>I'll be on the naughty step<

Well there is, but you need one of those ^

CaptainFlashheart - Member

Tongue shape template

I prefer their earlier albums. Before they got famous.

I believe after they split, the lead singer went on to form Stone Temple Pilots.....

It's a Diet Spoon

😀

It's a proprietary tool for a cannondale headshok

Its or removing stones from 2 horses hooves at the same time.

Its a nostril scratcher for chris eubank

baby robin catcher?

(I can't believe I'm first with a baby robin mention ffs STW where are our standards)

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my son may, or may not, be obsessed with [i]that[/i] song...

That should actually be in the bedroom 😳

That should actually be in the bedroom

Wheres your sense of the adventure. The op is not only using it in a kitchen.....

Not mine btw

.......he's snuck into someone else's kitchen with it.

Then posted pictures.

Grill pan or gridle handle

......he's snuck into someone else's kitchen with it.

Then posted pictures.

Has the OP tied up the real homeowners and is rummaging around the kitchen just to look in their draws!! 😯

North Sails down haul tensioner. Mk2.

Once you've got a flux capacitor there's no getting rid of the flange

U shaped valley detector

U shaped valley detector

Classic Mortimer

I know I know, it's Brian Clough

Its part of your fancy dress outfit - you're going as Salvador Dali

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Next year you can go as Elmo

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When I look at it I keep thinking of a visit to the clinic.

Disturbingly, its wet.

Light bulb spanner. Obvs.