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Delia Smith and a cross country run?

Well, ones a pant in the country.....

Let's be 'avin' some more.....!


 
Posted : 31/05/2011 7:22 pm
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A Frenchman(insert alternative religion/race/nationality) and a catfish? One is a scum sucking bottom feeder and the other is a fish.


 
Posted : 31/05/2011 7:31 pm
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A magicians wand & a policemans truncheon?

Well, ones for cunning stunts..........


 
Posted : 31/05/2011 7:33 pm
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An egg and a ****..?

You can beat an egg...


 
Posted : 31/05/2011 7:34 pm
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A constipated owl and a bad sniper?

Well, one shoots but can't hit...


 
Posted : 31/05/2011 7:34 pm
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eh?


 
Posted : 31/05/2011 7:39 pm
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Ocean going vessels heading in opposite directions in the wee small hours of the morning and Japanese sewer engineers converging whilst underground?

Two pass like ships in the night.


 
Posted : 31/05/2011 7:40 pm