[Closed] What's a threat and what's a promise?

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ton been threatening you too??

did he sign it with an x?

A double dare, no, no...a physical challenge.
A solemn oath?

"I promise I'm going to kick your head in if don't do etc., etc..."

Maybe both?

ton knows better than to threaten me...if he saw me, he'd realise why

In my experience a threat is something delivered when said person doesn't have the bottle to actually follow through.
A promise is when they have even less bottle.....
unless the promise is from your SO about naughtiness, in which case its just a lie

Depends if the threatenee is being threatened that they will be on a promise with the threatener.

anyway, ton's been too busy threatening other people with racist jibes....allegedly anyway

The ****in hard man acts are hysterical.
😀

this is going to be like 'last man standing'

The ****in hard man acts are hysterical.

You spill my pint?

If you carry on being so brave and manly I will trombone you.

deadlydarcy - Member
ton knows better than to threaten me...if he saw me, he'd realise why

i had a real good belly laugh at that deadly.

BD, is that a promise, if so, you'll be getting a proper clarinetting

So who's dad is the biggest?

*starts striping people*

You spill my pint?

i had a real good belly laugh at that deadly.

What's so ****in' funny eh? You think you're funny do ya?

you an' all backhander...don't go spilling his pint...if you saw his brother in real life, you'd think again

deadlydarcy - Member

i had a real good belly laugh at that deadly.

What's so ****in' funny eh? You think you're funny do ya?

No, but you are.

(gruff voice) yer wut ov it?(/gruff voice)

Well, i was looking after it for Ton and...well....expect an email.

...or maybe a fax if you do not have wi-fi access.

Don't make me use coarse language now.
Is Ton going to have a pop at me? Ai [i]his[/i]age? 😀
Relax Ton, it's [i]humour[/i]

No, but you are.

[joe pesci]You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little ****ed up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to ****in' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?[/joe pesci]

Backhander you Pike(y) Carp! I'm not scared to use coarse language......

If your going down that road deadlydarcy, i think you will be needing this:

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Eeek, that's some coarse language indeed.
Tough bastard.

I'm jealous now, my vice doesn't have degrees 🙁

Stupid ****ing vice anyway...I'll show you a vice...if you saw my vice, you wouldn't got posting pictures of your vice...and that's a promise

easy lads he`s not worth it 😆

dd, who threatened you.....
our lass say's she will sort it for you..............
and less of the belly stuff......... 😆

i would add something but i'm afraid it might be used out of context

don't make me ****in' hurt you lot !

(that's a request, by the way)

so......has anyone worked out the answer yet, or are you lot just threating and not promising anything!

you had to be there for the day's shortest lived thread...

****, i was too slow again.......... 😕

Not so slow when it comes to making threats though ton

dd, threats to who...........i thought you were joking, seriously..

you had to be there for the day's shortest lived thread...

Might be a new record. About 3 minutes or so.

You thought I was joking ton...if you saw me in real life, you would realise I'm not joking... 😛

seriously you are joking....

I'm serious as cancer ton...consider yourself lucky you live that far north... 😆

You think "deadly" is in my name just for fun? Do ya? 😉

i am shocked.......

I'm serious as cancer

...when i say rhythm is a dancer.

Sorry. Pavlovian response.

ton, if you don't realise I'm joking, maybe a good old bonk on the head is what you really need... 😀

you had me worried mate..........heart is going ten to the dozen..... 😆

Reminds me of the Frankie Boyle joke about gay blokes adopting kids "my dad's bigger than your dad - well my dad'll shag your dad" 😀

oy jock...........**** off 😉

BigDummy - Member
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