[Closed] What would you change about yourself if you could?

emsz - it's that Bruno Mars song... 'I think you're amazing'

i would like to be 4 stone lighter......................nah, only kidding.
if i was i would no longer be ton........... 8)

i would like to change my heart for a fully operational one.

Seriously, it would be my spots. Crystal clear skin in my 20s. Hello 30s, hello spots galore!

Hey pilot I remember how's things? Spots? Cleanse and moisturise!

ton - Member

i would like to be 4 stone lighter......................nah, only kidding.
if i was i would no longer be ton...........

i would like to change my heart for a fully operational one.

Tony you have a wonderful heart, its just taking a rest as you have given it a hard time over the last few years.

I would give up my reasonable health for my wife, just so she could enjoy some time without the horrible effects of her MS 🙁

Either
- Id like my stomach to make less noise. The rumbling is enough to make dogs bark, birds flee from trees, people to gather washing in from the line.

- My hearing to be less sensitive. Dog whistles and those bloody cat repellent things people have in gardens really get to me.

I'd like some boobs please. Mine have been on order since I was 12 and they seem to have got lost. I'd also like to be a couple of inches taller

Ta

They're over-rated. Legs and hips are where it's at 🙂

I'd get rid of my tinnitus, keeps me awake at night, every night.

Spots? Cleanse and moisturise!

there's a few things i'd change, my appetite would probably be a key thing that would effect a few of the other things i'd like to change.

Oh well, turkeys are better than chickens I suppose! One thing I would change I suppose is my rubbish lungs but that's just because I'm feeling sorry for myself today!

What about an inflatable bra emsz! my friend had one and we accidentally blew up her boob in a club once. was funny as....

coffeeking, have you tried white noise? sounds weird but its supposed to be very relaxing

EDIT Oh apparently its good for masking tinnitus and aiding sleep as well

mr overshoot, cheers mate, and i hope you mrs gets some relief from her suffering mate.

Nearly 2 pages, and everyone still playing nicely...? I love it!

Emsz, you are required to start such a thread daily - good job!

Up with this sort of thing...

coffeeking, have you tried white noise? sounds weird but its supposed to be very relaxing

EDIT Oh apparently its good for masking tinnitus and aiding sleep as well

Yeah, tried it out but it makes mine worse. It's almost like I'm hyper-sensitive. Even using hair drier doubles the volume of my tinnitus for several days. To sleep I've taken to using sedatives and an MP3 player, it's the only way!

Emma never understood blow up bras. sort of false advertising? LOL

Feeling sort if pathetic mr overshoot, what a lovely thing to think of

No, we weren't that taken with them, they weren't particularly natural looking! I've never been one for padding either, what's wrong with petite boobs? Boobs are boobs, be proud of them - big or small!!!

Emma I know, most of the time I don't care, just every now and then I'd like a cleavage!

I cant help thinking if this thread was titled "boobs" it would be 7 pages long by now !!!

Boooooooobs 🙂

Nothing, as that would make me somebody else and knowone deserves to be me.

I'm fine like this for now

I guess the most obvious one for me is that I wish I wasn't bi-polar. As my psych once described it "you spend 70% of your life being suicidal and remaining 30% being homicidal" 😆

With me there are a lot of things that need to be changed - surprisingly, after the last year I've had, I seem to be doing some of that changing for myself.

Well, I knew what it was that needed changing and I'm busy changing it. Just wished I did it many years ago...

Oh - and there's nothing wrong with small boobs!!

Rachel

It's all a bit confessional here tonight isn't it? Feel good doesn't it? Group hug? Another drink?

Lady-like feet would be nice.

Otherwise, I'd just like to be a better person.

Group hug sounds good, as does more beer. 🙂

Oi, I offer the ******* hugs around here 😈

Ooooooh!

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cinnamon_girl - Member
Lady-like feet would be nice.

big feet, too?

Rachel

Less grey hair would be nice. Also seem to have become more serious in recent years and lost my ability to see the funny side of things.

Well, suffering as I do from a lack of self-confidence, I could reel off a whole load of changes. But as someone else said, I wouldn't be 'me' anymore, and that would feel worse that being a miserable, ugly, ginger, speccy-four-eyes 😀

When I was young I thought that my feet were slightly too large to be elegant so I crammed them into stylish shoes two sizes too small much in the same way a geisha would do, only without the slavish adherence to social or any other kind of decorum (are there other types?).

Just in case it's not been done, and to satisfy regulations:

I'd like some boobs please.

pics please?

Seriously I've encountered a couple of fake pairs at close quarters...as some have alluded to, they are horrible and a massive disappointment. I seem to end up with "larger" ladies in this respect, but small is great - in any event how a woman feels about her body is way more important than the body itself.

Longer legs.

Honestly?

Aside from the physical (I really could do with losing 2 stone), then I’d like to have a little more humanity. The fact that I can really like a colleague but still decide to replace them in a heartbeat because it makes sense should worry me, but it doesn’t. It’s an attribute that’s made me extremely successful in business – I can cut costs, change a team, really make a difference, but it’s not something I’m hugely proud of.

I'd like to improve my personality.

Can I change some decisions I made about 10 years ago?

oo - what were the decisions???

Rachel

Lungs, I could do with a set that work properly, not very nice wheezing when climbing the stairs. 😥

@ATG - nothing too juicy! Mainly walking away from the (massively overpaid) rat-race to try to fix my life when the (massively overpaid) rat-race wasn't actually the problem. Now I've actually got it fixed but the business I started has been killed by the recession and the (even modestly paid) rat-race has moved on and apparently left me behind.

I'd just like to lose about 10-15kg and I miss my hair too. I'd also like to be able to stop talking just before saying something stupid, although that doesn't happen all that much any more.

I do annoy people quite a bit but nowadays I don't think I'd change that. I only annoy people when they are being feeble, lazy, foolish or otherwise wrong-headed.

@thepurist - hey, at least you fixed the problem; anything else is detail.

i wish i found it easier to get over break-ups. i get too attached/too involved and when its finished i find it very difficult to move on.

I think I'd have real emotions.

Actually, on second thoughts, I'd like hair and a beard like Sebastian Chabal