I'd like some boobs please. Mine have been on order since I was 12 and they seem to have got lost. I'd also like to be a couple of inches taller
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My teeth ... bloody dentist is going to rip me off.
Also more hairs as my head gets rather cold during the winter.
My devastatingly good looks. They're such a bind.
I am of course perfect in every way. Its up to the rest of you to change.
Bank balance!
smaller penis
My lack of assertiveness, actually.
As long as that would be ok with everyone else...?
And emsz, it may be a cliche, but all the best things really do come in small packages!
id like to lean up against a giant bacon slicer, to get rid of my belly.
half an hour should do it.
I would change the unique ability that I have, to not give a crap about anything!! however events have hit me hard this week and time to grow up is in order - previous to that I wasn't too bothered what happened in my life!!
Thanks fadda that's sweet of you.
I like small boobed boyish looking girls.
😯
My depression is first thing that comes to mind but not sure really. Would I be a different person without it. A conundrum indeed.
Instant gut loss would be nice for a superficial wish.
Emsz ,there are probably some man boobs going spare on this forum if you are desperate! 😯
I would like an extra couple of inches too.
boobz is not very good for downhillin'
emsz - how tall are you?
I'd be completely symetrical. So that I looked the same in photos as I do in the mirror. I think I'll choose my left side.
Thankfully deadly so does my gf. I got called dinkytits by a so-called mate today. 🙄
One more day till not smoking for a WEEK!!!
i'd like to have more confidence in my own abilities, and the physique of a (non drug taking) pro cuclist please
Slightly less chunky thighs and another few inches of height, I wouldn't be greedy just 3 would be okay!!
Yeti, I'm 5'2" ish
Also I'd quite like a real-life cool as hell sharkbite scar from a real shark bite on my torso. Like it had tried to take a bite out of me but just couldn't handle the awesomeness. This wouldn't need to be symetrical.
emsz - you sure I can't turn you? You'd have to stay off the fags mind. 😆
I had [i]great[/i] teeth, till a bad over-the-bars smash aged 13.
Now missing three at the front (upper). I'd like them back, please.
Other than that, nae bother.
real-life cool as hell sharkbite scar
TSY, IIRC, you were going to get the Cove Bikes logo and "STD" tatooed on your face. Get really drunk one night and.... do it. 😀
Jesus Christ noteeth, I do believe I was. Why the hell was I going on about that?!
Better teeth.
Pushed some weights when younger.
i'd quite like to look better in a corset, six strap suspender belt and stockings
Why the hell was I going on about that?!
IIRC, we were speculating as to the likely benefits of such a look for speed-dating.
I seem to recall a tattoo thread going wildly OT.
To be able to blether.
I can't talk just for the sake of it and I guess that I am a man of few words. My wife thinks I am slightly anti-social, but I just can't piffle.
Good work, I've just been searching for STD's. That sounds more than plausible... I'll let you know how it goes... 😀
I would like my mojo back please.
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I'm pretty sure yeti yeah, I'll snog you if you get the tattoo ok?
It was a good thread - shame the OP's tatt has gone AWOL. 😀
Tell us more rocketdog!!
I don't really think I'd change anything, start changing things and you'll only want to change more. Just get some chicken fillets Emsz, you'll be fine 🙂
Hey up Ho Hum, how're things?
id like to be taller so i could have more choice when it comes to choosing a bike... need much longer legs too...i seem to have to pedal harder than anyone else due to only being 5ft small midget..lol 😉
also id like to have longer hair, it just doesnt seem to grow anymore (im avin a mid life crisis with ma hair..lol... 😉
An ode to emsz...
emsz - Member
Tell us more rocketdog!!
i have hobbies away from cycling 😉
The Southern Yeti - Member
Hey up Ho Hum, how're things?
Not bad, thanks.
I am still waiting on my pre-employment checks being completed before I get a start date at my new job so I am feeling quite frustrated, grrr!
My new bike, well it is second hand, arrived yesterday so I am hoping to go out for a ride tomorrow, maybe some exercise will chill me out.
Are you okay? I have been following your good work in the no smoking thread 🙂
Nothing. I quite enjoy being me.
I'd like to have more free time
(oh, and I'm a potential boob donor signing-in)
😀 Look how far you've come already Ho Hum. We won't be able to shut you up before long! 😆
More seriously - what checks are they then? Any idea how long they'll take as it must be a month since they made you the offer. IF the weather's like it was today I'll be very jealous of anyone riding tomorrow!
Other than that, I'm all good. Minor smoking blip at Xmas, though I have a feeling someone's going to test my resolve again soon.
Yeti I'm not on wifi today can't see your YouTube link?
Emma I need turkey fillets, know what I mean?
My homosexuality. It disgusts me.
Ah, Emsz, I'm only joking, I remember you from the Elton John debate 😀
TSY - 😆
References from my previous employer, health, security, what I have been doing for the last 15 years...
I am hoping that it will be sorted soon. I think a big part of the delay was that the offer was just before Christmas and then most of UK plc went on holiday and nothing was progressed.