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[Closed] What would we really like Apple to release tonight?

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Not some clever piece of tech, oh no!

I'd like to see a corkscrew. The iScrew.

So, what [i]really[/i] needs "i"ing then?


 
Posted : 27/01/2010 3:18 pm
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Spectacles - the 'i eye'


 
Posted : 27/01/2010 3:54 pm
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iDildo


 
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isight ... a new set of electronic self stablising shiny white binos


 
Posted : 27/01/2010 3:55 pm
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The sceptical Glaswegian

iRight


 
Posted : 27/01/2010 3:55 pm
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I'd like an 'i aye aye', here is steve jobs in rehearsal for tonight, with the latest must have.

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Posted : 27/01/2010 4:02 pm
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On a different tangent, I give you the new Dual Core apple:

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Posted : 27/01/2010 4:03 pm
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iWhatever iit iis iit's igoing ito ibe ishiny, iwhite, ioverpriced iand ii iwont iwant iit.


 
Posted : 27/01/2010 4:04 pm
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I'd really like them to release something appallingly ugly, called the iSore.

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iWhatever iit iis iit's igoing ito ibe ishiny, iwhite, ioverpriced iand ii iwont iwant iit.

Sheep. I'll assess it on its own merit. Not dismiss it because it is fashionable to do so. 😀


 
Posted : 27/01/2010 4:06 pm
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Or a wedding service?

iWill

(Or would that be for looking after your estate once you die?)


 
Posted : 27/01/2010 4:07 pm
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isight ... a new set of electronic self stablising shiny white binos

iSight was/is the name that apple use for the built in webcam.


 
Posted : 27/01/2010 4:07 pm
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icouldn'tcareless

but you'll all buy it anyway


 
Posted : 27/01/2010 4:10 pm
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It would be funny if it was some obscene debauched multifaceted sex-toy. I can only imagine the horror on the assembled crowds faces, and the lame robotic clapping as the room fades to stunned silence...


 
Posted : 27/01/2010 4:12 pm
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apple-crumble


 
Posted : 27/01/2010 4:13 pm
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Sadly, the iJoy has already been created...I kid you not!

http://www.ijoyride.co.uk/technical.shtml

😯


 
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The sceptical Glaswegian

iRight

Like the joke about a teacher explaining how a double negative makes a positive, but a double positive does not make a negative, to which the sceptical glaswegian school boy replied "Aye right"


 
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[Piccy Deleted]

Sorry, just realised there was a naughty word in my picture.

Basically on B3ta there's a piccy of a cross between an Apple iPhone and a Blackberry, and they call it the Crumble.... as per ChrisE's post...


 
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What about a WHYi for the geordies?


 
Posted : 27/01/2010 4:18 pm
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Some sort of covert survellance device - the iSpy


 
Posted : 27/01/2010 4:19 pm
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The iJoy is not a sex toy?!


 
Posted : 27/01/2010 4:20 pm
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they need to release a cannister of poison gas in their fanboy department.


 
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iEmperorsNewClothes


 
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The iJoy is not a sex toy?!

I think it might be...

4 speeds: Warm up (Default), Taking it Easy, Getting Serious, and Pump it Up


 
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I agree with this guy:
[url= http://powazek.com/posts/2234 ]Derek Powazek[/url]

it would be interesting to see it work for STW....


 
Posted : 27/01/2010 5:01 pm
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iGimpGag. To STFU anyone with an i-phone who's got an app' for that.


 
Posted : 27/01/2010 5:03 pm
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iCan'taffordit is what they'll release.


 
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I-drive

oh hang on GT have already done it


 
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iRaq?


 
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Maybe they could just fug off with this "i" business and just give it a number or proper name like normal companies.

iSheesh.


 
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Satellite

i-Spy.......


 
Posted : 27/01/2010 5:30 pm
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A big long fart.

"Here is the new release...."


 
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An item of mens neckwear which retreats in battle. As with all "i" products it comes in white - handy for waving from your bunker. I give you the...

itie


 
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Posted : 27/01/2010 6:10 pm
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[size=5]The iPad[/size] 🙄


 
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Seems a bit big..


 
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An item of mens neckwear which retreats in battle. As with all "i" products it comes in white - handy for waving from your bunker. I give you the...

itie


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Posted : 27/01/2010 6:15 pm
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Perhaps a portable music player which only plays Bob Marley.

The i&i


 
Posted : 27/01/2010 6:16 pm
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they're gonna branch out into philosophy - ithink, therefore iam


 
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Posted : 27/01/2010 6:20 pm
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I find it bloody funny that a mobile phone causes so much controversy!

Anyway... A few for the haterzzz...

The iRate

The iEnvy

The iSpite

The iCovet

The iResent

The iDisapprove

I could go on... 😉


 
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Looks like we're heading for one of these...[img] [/img]


 
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The iPad for your iPeriod.
iDissapointed
That right there is a horribly named product; so who among you fangirls/boys is rushing out to buy the plus sized Ipod?


 
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[i]Perhaps a portable music player which only plays Bob Marley.

The i&i [/i]

Would that not be the iRie?


 
Posted : 28/01/2010 4:09 pm