[Closed] What the best thing in your office?

Internet Porn.

the secretary (ok I'm going back a few years to a particular office and particular secretary but she's worth the reminisce).

The exit.

A lost Polish girl. She's gone now 🙁

The free coffee vending machine.
The subsidised canteen is very good as well.

Playlists

Me

I'm the best thing in my office. Shame the project doesn't recognise that.

the rancilio coffee machine
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My boss' chair, when empty.

my bike, lent next to my desk, all muddy and abused.

The way it seems to causes stress to others who work here, just by being there.

😉

Back when i had an office (large and open plan). The coolest thing was a DAS for Typhoon and an ASRAAM.

The fridge where I keep my food

Scaring the bejesus out of the cleaner in the morning, it never gets old she makes the most ridiculous noise 😉

Also a chick called Claire just gorgeous.

The door home!

**** me, how big was your office??

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Oh, an 'ASRAAM'.

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Not many redeeming factors at 3.30 on a Tuesday afternoon in February.

A supplier gave me a 32" LCD TV for Christmas - I mounted it on the wall yesterday.
I'm now looking for a couple of 2-seater leather sofas, and come June, the World Cup will be the coolest thing in my office... Apart from the beer.

:o)

The girl two desks away who is a cheerleader for a basketball team in her spare time

Hngggh!

A view of Aonoch Mor from my window, and if I step out into the carpark, Ben Nevis 🙂

Oh and a good coffee machine too.

ZuluEleven and PIgface - Pictures. NOW.

Mangoridebike - Pictures. NOW.

my big tub of blue mountain coffee in the freezer

Yes Mangoride!

bag of ak47s (locked away).

I used to have an industrial material handling robot stood at the end of my desk. Now I have a pretty empty office, all my toys are in the lab 😀

Absolutely nothing in this faceless place is worth a mention.
Apart from a sign that says "EXIT".

A genuine '58 Les Paul Custom Black Beauty with Nickel hardware that I'm currently rewiring for a customer.

the biscuit tin

I'm near to the train station.

A view of Chanctonbury Hill and the South Downs Way out of my office window, the rest is sh1t.

just stepped out into the carpark, Ben Nevis is shrouded in cloud, but the Nevis Range has a bit of sun on it. pic with camera phone so not great quality unfortunately

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The view of the North Shore mountains when it's not raining.
The secretary in a white shirt when it is raining.

Tasers

Marine Harvest mangoride? So you took the job then. How do you find FW?

The Russian Geologist that has just arrived for two weeks experience, half my age but there you go, and the view of the Med Ocean overlooking Tripoli harbour, Oh and the departure lounge in one weeks time.

The directors PA is HOT

Picture of my three children on my desk

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Its a unique listed building

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Mangoride. Lochyside or somewhere near?
Best thing in my office, access to stw and my collection of ladybirds.

ZuluEleven and PIgface - Pictures. NOW.

Apologies for the delay.... one of the below:

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Does the one at the back left talk too much? Why have you stuck her mouth together with parcel tape?

Nevertheless, I can see why this might make the day a little quicker.

Why have you stuck her mouth together with parcel tape?

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It's just that most of the others seem to have teeth.

Pieface- that the canal basin in Sheffield? Had a look around a flat there when they very first converted them, quite a nice spot nowadays. Pleasing roll along the canal and river towards Rotherham a while ago I seem to remember.

Free vending machine
3D printer
Just found out we have some laptop privacy screens for when you are 'working on something' and don't want anyone to see it...

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Have to remind myself every day that it's not a dream. (Not my photo, BTW, nor me in it!)

zulu - front row, middle one for me please 🙂 A dirty, knowing look 😛

Tracker1972

Pieface- that the canal basin in Sheffield? Had a look around a flat there when they very first converted them, quite a nice spot nowadays. Pleasing roll along the canal and river towards Rotherham a while ago I seem to remember.

Aye, thats it. Some of the flats on the top floor in the old building behind it are immense. The main problem is the location - Nothing really going on at night, the wrong end of town and a potential haunt for wino's and junkies.

Me - all my team and new boss are in an office 300 miles away. So in theory I should be able to do just what I please. Not quite working out like that at the moment though. 🙄

I can see all of Grimsby from my window!

Back row right hand side, she does it for me 😆

My new boss, she's awesome, great fun, cute, tells me [i]everything[/i] and she thinks I'm great. She's livened up my otherwise fairly dull days.

However it could well end in tears.

my work mates 😛

only 'cos a few of 'em are on here !!

Sarahs arse. And no, I do not have pictures 😆

A fully calibrated granite surface table and a woman who pronounces [b]crisps [/b]as [b]crips[/b]

a nice warm toilet seat

The five button mouse ... not cordless though. Somehow someone at the top still think 3 button mouse is the in thing.

leggyblonde - Member

the rancilio coffee machine

Bloody hell leggyblonde ... do you need a 2 group in the office? Can't you just buy one group Elektra?

😆

the great ape - yep, So far I'm enjoying it, its a nice change from the South of England, although the recent arrival of my daughter means that I've not been able to take much advantage of the riding and skiing available yet.

jojoA1 - close, Blar Mhor

My Gene Hunt mug 🙂

The best thing in my office is this PC as it's my only window out of this otherwise depressing hole.
It means I can surf STW all day whilst pretending to work. Also I like the fact that my desk faces the door so that if anyone comes in, I can see who it is right away and they can't see that I'm surfing STW whilst pretending I'm working

Chewkw, it is a bit overkill for 7 of us! but it was a sweetener from a client so why not 😀

My dog!
Oh and the other office dog too

mangoride - that's sound fantastic, sorry to be nosey but how come the move - what are you doing now? [tucks away envious streak & sigh]

Other than that what boardingbob said - everything else is just noise...

Zulu-Eleven

I'm thinking you work with top-row-middle, or middle-row-second-from-left. I know I'd like to.
When do you think the man in the wig (top-row, second-from-right) is gonna get found out?

Daffy - is posting that not an act of treason?

Enduro-aid - when you say "blue mountain coffee", are you referring to the wonderful stuff I tasted whilst on a visit to Jamaica, and cannot seem to find very easily here in Glasgow.
I'd be happy to learn where it might be available in the UK.

My two dogs that are currently snoring like trains by the side of my desk 😀

i love the sub pic! i reckon the best thing in mine is 200 odd bikes and regular deliveries of shiny bike kit for me to fondle... 😆

ART - I was made redundant from my last job on the same day we found out my wife was pregnant with our daughter - quite stressful. After a few months I found this job which ticked the right boxes from a career point of view and also location and it all worked out. I felt a bit of pressure moving my family to a totally new area but fortunately its worked out really well. Doing a similar job (environment manager) to my old one, but in an entirely new industry.

pieface - I used to work in that building. hot in summer. cold in winter. but you can see the fish in the canal through the floor.

I'm about 400 yards away looking at your building now.

spooky

Definately the Exit door for me.

vdubber67 - 'crips' lady isn't called Sal is she? (I am just going on your ID and that info...)

Best thing in my office? My music, my creme eggs and my Enki Bilal pics. (too nipply for a proper office!)
And the fact that my office is in my front bedroom.

The best thing in nosedive's office is my wife. 😉

gravity slave - I can actually demonstrate that your wife is in my office, can you do the same?

sorry - I thought you were saying my wife was in your office!!!

back to work for me.....

Toilet seat, stw on my mobile, and of course the favourite.
My favourite game is playing avoid getting clocked while being blatent.

The Clerks poster or the CVS crimes warning light

wasn't the back row left in V for vendetta?

Hahaha TC - I looked again, and you're so close. She's missing a soulpatch and a daft hat, but I .... *checks once more* .... gotta admit, we have a match!

Well spotted, Hawkeye.