[Closed] What swimming goggles for massive nappers?

nappers?

nappers?

According to Urban Dictonary:

napper
When you take a shit so exhausting you have to take a nap afterwards
[i]I ate so much at golden corral I'm gonna have to take a napper when I get home[/i]

I can see why you'd want eye protection if you wanted to do that in the swimming pool.

The perils of regional variations 😯

What goggles for massive swedes?

Swimming goggles on a large swede? Is this something to do with Easter? Do you mash it with carrots?

The perils of regional variations 🙄

Right then - what swimming goggles for huge nuts?

this sort of thing ?

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I have never heard of either napper or swede to mean (I assume) eyes!

Swede is 'head'I think. That or he's a sizeable scadinavian.

Swede bed ( as in flower bed ) = head. It's cockerney rhyming slang innit.

All slang names for the head. This has gone well hasn't it!

Klunk that's pretty much spot on, what goggles are they?

Well I'm glad that's been cleared up. Goggles on his nuts was definitely a bit odd in my book.

Careful going to buy those, they'll see you coming.

At the swimming baths? I'd have to put myself on the register.

I've bought some now by the way

I have a massive head.

I drill a hole through 2 plastic pint glasses stick a zip tie through it.

Or Speedos. They're forgiving for the intellectually superior that wish to paddle.

Are they equally forgiving for the equatorially superior paddler?

Or - make your own 🙂

Here's a pair I made earlier.

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