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...bird shit?

Just cleaned an amount off the car that I'm struggling to quantify.


 
Posted : 04/06/2017 9:47 am
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I think you'll find shit is still measured in cables. The old ways are the best.


 
Posted : 04/06/2017 9:49 am
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In that case I've just shifted at least 1 Giga Vince of the stuff.

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Posted : 04/06/2017 9:54 am
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Sounds like one hell of a quantitative easing.


 
Posted : 04/06/2017 9:56 am
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I think it's a f***tonne


 
Posted : 04/06/2017 10:34 am
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A 'Humboldt' is the European / Metric equivalent to an old imperial 'Shit Ton'


 
Posted : 04/06/2017 10:36 am
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No, birdshit is measured in area covered and ".... x the size of wales" is the official comparator


 
Posted : 04/06/2017 12:10 pm
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How much in Olympic-sized swimming pools?


 
Posted : 04/06/2017 12:49 pm
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size of wales

Belgium is the metric equivalent to Wales.


 
Posted : 04/06/2017 12:51 pm
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Bravo


 
Posted : 04/06/2017 3:45 pm
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Guano if you mean seabirds.


 
Posted : 04/06/2017 3:54 pm