[Closed] What have you never?

I've never been to me.

Despite having been to paradise.

I've never heard Mr Brightside - according to the people I work with this must mean I live in a cave.

I have never listened to a Beatles studio album all the way through

I can almost claim the same. I've only ever had one beatles album (I'm not a big fan and I can't even remember which album it was). At the time my amplifier was on the wonk and only played one channel. The album was mixed in the novelty days of early stereo where instruments and vocals would be hard to the left and right. It mean't I'd listened to the album a few times but only either the left or right sides of the mix - so although I played it from beginning to end a few times I only listened to half of the album each time. Every now and then I'd switch the leads so I could listen to the other half.

listened to a Beatles studio album

Me neither, in fact despite owning approx 3000 cds and 2tb + of catalogued and id3 tagged music in my MP3 collection I also do not own a single Beatles album.

I realise this makes me a non-music lover 😉

I've never slept overnight without something between me and the sky.

Me too. Never owned or listened to a Beatles album. I've never used Facebook or Twitter

I've never been to a football match

Or listened to a Beatles album, although I think I own one somewhere - I haven't opened my cd's from when I moved house 8 years ago...!

Never seen Titanic, never will.

I've never seen 2001 a space odyssey, nor have I seen Bladerunner - and I'm slightly ashamed to admit it.

I've not watched 2girls1cup which I hear, is quite something in this day and age.

I've never seen 2001 a space odyssey, nor have I seen Bladerunner

Gaw'd sake Paul, sort yourself out for ****s sake will you?, you are an embarrassment to the forum 😉

"A conversation with my mate tonight about music made me realise that I have never listened to a Beatles studio album all the way through

Add to that, I've never heard Kim Kardashian speak"

I've never listened to any Beatles albums, although I guess I've heard plenty of their music. Don't like anything by them. Also never heard K K speak.

I've never voted Tory. Never been overdrawn.

Ive never been more than average.

I've never seen 2001 a space odyssey, nor have I seen Bladerunner
Gaw'd sake Paul, sort yourself out for **** sake will you?, you are an embarrassment to the forum

Cranks up the DVD at midnight!!

Never been to Cornwall

I have never been to the Americas. 😆

Nor I and I never will chewkw so at least we have one thing in common

I've not watched 2girls1cup which I hear, is quite something in this day and age.

But 'Lemon Party' is like loads better. 2G1C just paved the way really and is easily dismissed.

I've never driven through Paris in a sports car with the warm wind in my hair. Though I have been around the Peripherique in a Land rover at midnight in winter.

I've never cooked scrambled eggs.

Always dissapointed I never got to the top of the Pile 1 Chimney of the original Winscale. Got every other interesting roof ticked up there.

Never seen any of the Godfather, Alien, Jaws or FAtF movies.

MMF. Just doesn't do it for me.

Had a roast dinner quite as good as the one my wife prepares. (my mum's had too much boiled to oblivion veg).

slackalice - Member
MMF. Just doesn't do it for me.

I've never (luckil) been "entered".

Never owned a Beatles album (but growing up my Dad had them all, so listened to plenty).
Never seen 2001: A Space Odyssey, any Godfather films, any Rocky or Rambo.
Never done karaoke, and never will.

Had a hole in 1 🙁 Been within a foot about a dozen times..

Eaten my own child's poo (my wife thought it was chocolate 😆 )

Despite an excessive amount of serious crashes with severe muscle damage and being knocked unconscious I've never (knowingly) broken a bone

Never died either, so that's nice

Just the boring one of never watching any star wars film.

How do you know you are "lucky", lordmerchant? Maybe you are really "unlucky" and missing out??

I've never even seen KK that I can recall, never mind hear her talk.

I've somehow managed to never have to change a kids nappy.

Rachel

Never smoked a cigarette .never done a handbrake turn . Never voted Conservative . Never had a general an aesthetic .

I have never had children & now never will

Never been to Ikea.

Never read harry potter, or watched the movies.

Never watched lord of the rings or it's sequels or the hobbit.

Never managed to listen to a whole M-People song.

I've never had my own bedroom.

eaten a well done steak.

I've never seen Britain's Got Talent

I've never been to or ate anything from Greggs

I've never seen a shooting star or a live badger. Or a live star shooting a badger for that matter.

Never smoked a cigarette.
Also never heard a Beatles album all the way through.
Never had any form of carnal relations, indeed fun-fumbling of any kind, with someone of a non-white-British ethnicity (only through lack of opportunity, I hasten to add).

Add to that, I've never heard Kim Kardashian speak

I'd never watched Janet Jackson speak. I fancied her until that point. Her mouth just moves... strangely.

Never had a cup of tea, and perhaps more of a surprise (even to me) I've never listened to Dark Side of the Moon.
Also another that's never listened to a Beatles album!

I've been something of a floating voter all of my adult life, but I've never, voted Conservative.

I've also never used a credit card.

Beatles? Nope, sorry.

I have heard Mr Brightside though.

I've never seen the Sound of Music or Grease, or any Lloyd Webber musical except Jesus Christ Superstar, and I don't think that counts.

I've never listened to Dark Side of the Moon

Actually, neither have I.

Never had any form of carnal relations, indeed fun-fumbling of any kind, with someone of a non-white-British ethnicity (only through lack of opportunity, I hasten to add

Neither have I now that I think about it (well, the non-white bit at least) and that's a rather sad thought.

Never cheated on anyone.

Never been to a strip club (not out of prudishness or any strict moral stance; just never had occasion to).

Never bought anything from Subway.

Never been to the football.
Never drunk cider.
Never bought a pair of jeans.

Why this obsession with not having heard albums released 45+ years ago?
Why is that a thing??

Never bought anything from Subway.

You've never lived

Why this obsession with not having heard albums released 45+ years ago?
Why is that a thing??

It shows that you are a unique individual, special and different from the boring old herd of people who like the Beatles.

Like not wearing jeans or drinking cider or watching football, you know.

I've never eaten a per
I've never drunk cider

I don't have a problem with either pear or cider, or pear cider. Just never had it (I'm 39 btw)

I've never been to a football match either, I've seen two in my life on TV and Everton v someone else match in the 90s, it was my mates birthday and he wanted to go to the pub to watch the game so I went along, I was hammered by the end of it.

Recently Wales were doing well so it jumped on the bandwagon and watched a game (well most of it) I dared to mention it online, got torn to pieces "where were you when we were 6 nil down against blah blah blah" "well it wasn't interesting then" was not the right answer apparently, despite being honest - same here on the dreaded rugby thread, dared to say I was watching an international and had an opinion about it when I hadn't been to a club match since I was 16 (the one and only one) apparently you're not allowed to do that.

Never owned a HT - went rigid to FS, I think I've only ridden one once.

Never ridden clipped in

I never fed the woman chained in my basement,shit,doesnt time get away from you sometimes.

A few of the above apply to me too.

The non-white one, but mainly becuase I'm from cannock, not for a lack of trying.

I've never seen blade runnder - but I've read the book.

I've not seen 2001 a space odyssey either.

I've never listened to a whole Bowie Album, not even close, and I quite like Bowie.

I've never killed anyone.

I've never used an uplift.
I've never taken any illegal drugs.
I've never owned a woodburner, a coffee machine, an Orange 5 or an Audi.

I've never met a nice South African.

[i]It shows that you are a unique individual, special and different from the boring old herd of people who like the Beatles[/i]

Ah thanks... all those people from the 60s & 70s that everyone else is the same as! 😆

I've never met a nice South African.

Well, that's not bloody surprising, man.... 😉

aracer - Member
I've never owned a coffee machine

I can't say the same - I think I've got 3 machines and two Moka pots at the minute 😳

Broken a bone. Thought I'd broken my duck last year. Snapped 3 ligaments instead.

why wouldn't you listen to a Beatles album or watch a Star Wars movie out of sheer curiosity?
At least to find out what all the hype is about. Lambast away if you hate it as much as you imagined you would, but for heavens sake - if billions think its worth doing, then perhaps try it?

Why this obsession with not having heard albums released 45+ years ago?

Thats why.

[i]Thats why.[/i]

So it's a [i]confession[/i] thing?

No, its a music appreciation thing.

That would be if they [i]had[/i] listened to the music, surely. Stop confusing me.

*gives up*

Never had any form of carnal relations, indeed fun-fumbling of any kind, with someone of a non-white-British ethnicity (only through lack of opportunity, I hasten to add

Actually neither have I. Different nationalities, but not different ethnicities. How very sad. I blame growing up in rural Essex.

Have turned down the opportunity twice if memory serves - the first was because I was scared of her, and the second because I was scared of both her and her husband.

I have never been on Jim'll Fix It or Crackerjack. Nor have I had my artwork shown on Vision On.

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Never had any form of carnal relations, indeed fun-fumbling of any kind, with someone of a non-white-British ethnicity (only through lack of opportunity, I hasten to add

Actually neither have I. Different nationalities, but not different ethnicities. How very sad. I blame growing up in rural Essex.
Have turned down the opportunity twice if memory serves - the first was because I was scared of her, and the second because I was scared of both her and her husband.

Is this supposedly something lots of people have done? For me it's never even with anybody of a different nationality, though I've had an admittedly very sheltered life in this respect I've never even had carnal relations with a brunette (though I could just admit it's "with more than 3 different women"). Don't think I've missed any opportunities either.

why wouldn't you listen to a Beatles album or watch a Star Wars movie out of sheer curiosity?
At least to find out what all the hype is about.

Nothing to do with curiosity, I describe myself as a lover of music, however it's just never came to pass that I listen to a full album by the popular beat combo, the Beatles

I can now no longer say that having listened to Sgt Pepper on the way to work.........it was alright!

Never bought anything from Subway.

You've never lived

So I've heard. When I break my duck it's going to be one of those meatball numbers, I reckon.

Never not been on fleek

I've never... said never again

Had a threesome.

(Offers by PM please)

I've never tried Gin.

Had a threesome.

Never not been on fleek

Yawotnow?

*winks at wiggles*

Had a threesome.

(Offers by PM please)

I think she's quite busy at the moment.

There's an election coming up. 😉

*shudders* I'd rather Corbyn and farron