Inspiration from frankSinatras thread
http://singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/wife-just-bumped-the-care-and-it-is-my-fault
There must be loads of examples, particularly from the male side of the story
Use this forum as therapy! 🙂
how long have you got 🙄
The Divorce....
My wife blames me for the weather, its my fault if it rains if I want to go kayaking, or windy if i'm sailing
Like I am some kind of weather god....
Farts on public transport.
We're so romantic.
I don't actually need to say anything or do anything. I can be blamed if, in her mind, i thought it.
Her own pregnancy
Twice!
She stops smoking for a couple of weeks, gets very, very ratty.
Starts an argument, storms out and drives to the shop to buy cigs.
Blames me for her starting smoking again!
Ive been in trouble before for stuff i've done [i]in her dreams[/i]
Putting a new dark blue shirt in the wash with whites, then sticking the machine on 60C..
Ohh the mirth. 🙄
Ive been in trouble before for stuff i've done in her dreams
+1
Mental!
Ive been in trouble before for stuff i've done in her dreams
Yes yes and thrice yes!
Ive been in trouble before for stuff i've done in her dreams
Yes! me too, been elbowed awake and found myself seemingly in serious trouble for no apparent reason.
It only transpired much later that this was the cause, by which time I'd spent most of the day walking on eggshells genuinely concerned that I'd forgotten a birthday or something.
Ive been in trouble before for stuff i've done in her dreams
Me to.
How does that work?
Ive been in trouble before for stuff i've done in her dreams
me to.
Yesterday I learnt that it was my fault the garage had been left unlocked for a week because 'you bought a complicated padlock'. Complicated padlock 🙄
😉 Just accept it's a female characteristic guys and love it.
Nothing my wife does wrong is her fault. I just accept my role as fall guy and live with it. It wasn't in the vows but it should be. She also blames some of her characteristics on her father.
I also now ensure that I'm never included in organising family events between my wife, my sister and my mum because if something ever goes wrong (and invariably it does), they all blame me.
I also now ensure that I'm never included in organising family events between my wife, my sister and my mum because if something ever goes wrong (and invariably it does), they all blame me.
But, by your own logic, will it not still be your fault anyway even if you are not involved in organising it?
If a man voices an opinion in a wood, and there is no woman to hear, is he still wrong?
I also now ensure that I'm never included in organising family events between my wife, my sister and my mum because if something ever goes wrong (and invariably it does), they all blame me.
But, by your own logic, will it not still be your fault anyway even if you are not involved in organising it?
yep - it will be your fault because you didn't do anything to help
[i]But, by your own logic, will it not still be your fault anyway even if you are not involved in organising it?[/i]
They'll say it's my fault but now I know it isn't. When I was involved in organising, there was always a lingering doubt that I might actually be to blame. Once I know it's foundless I can live with any amount of abuse.
Ive been in trouble before for stuff i've done in her dreams
+1 🙁
My fault that her laptop is not backed up, even though she knows full well that it has never ever been connected to any potential backup device 🙁
Ive been in trouble before for stuff i've done in her dreams
To be fair though, if her dreams mirror mine and she is 'the other end' of what I am up to in my dream then I probably deserve to get in trouble 😉
Ive been in trouble before for stuff i've done in her dreams
Yep, me too 🙄
Ive been in trouble before for stuff i've done in her dreams
I'm noticing a trend here
and +1 🙁
Ive been in trouble before for stuff i've done in her dreams
Another +1, woke up to have her in a mega grump because I'd cheated on her in her dreams. Of course if she dreams about Hugh Jackman that's fine...
She crashed my car when I was at work, the car I bought was too long
The kids are hers when they do well and mine when they are naughty
If she gains a pound in weight it's my fault for eating nice things in front of her.
I want to talk about our relationship? I'm being too "sensitive". The things I want to talk about get out of hand and I've had enough so I pack. Apparently that makes me "completely insensitive"
Ive been in trouble before for stuff i've done in her dreamsI'm noticing a trend here
and +1
I'm surprised how many people know Sweepy's partner.
the car I bought was too long
🙂
Ive been in trouble before for stuff i've done in her dreams
that and everything else...its never her fault!!
So the dream thing is a pretty common thing then?
They should teach that at school.....
MoreCashThanDash - MemberThey should teach that at school.....
That all women are mental and irrational?
Everyone that has commented on this thread will now be in trouble when they get home, even me even though I have not expressed an opinion either way, I will be in trouble!!
I have not expressed an opinion either way
Ah, but you thought of an opinion, didn't you?
I got in trouble with the girl who dumped me via facebook, as after the dumping me she had a dream where I hated her for dumping me via facebook!
I got in more trouble when, after pointing out that I was expecting it as we were on different continents, I suggested that maybe her sunconcious thought that she might've done something wrong by not just telling me...
my latest one was being blamed for tipping her coffee into the cars footwell - when she 'jammed it safely' between dashboard and windscreen - and i shut the door (which apparently you just shouldnt do when getting out of a car)
long, long list - double standards would be a popular thread too
Another +1 for the dream. Glad to see it's more common than I thought.
Not technically her fault, but she refuses to accept my story.
Our house gets crazy hot in summer. We get the sun streaming in through the front window all day long, and on hot days the house is like a sauna. A couple of years ago on a roasting hot day, I was in the living room when I heard an almighty bang. My first thought was the dog had broken something but he was lying sleeping. I started checking the house and eventually opened the bathroom door and discovered the shower screen had completely shattered and there was glass everywhere. Nothing had hit it, the door had been closed and no one was in the house apart from me.
The only cause I can think of was the heat. I initially thought it was causing the walls to move, but having googled it, it appears shower screens can spontaneously shatter and heat can be a contributing factor.
Regardless, she refuses to believe this, blames me and thinks I hit it with something.
Frequently accused of not telling or informing Mrs Seadog of x,y, or z. When she has simply ignored or forgotten important stuff.
Regardless, she refuses to believe this, blames me and thinks I hit it with something.
Not sure I believe you either! 🙂
Not sure I believe you either!
https://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&q=shower+screen+spontaneously+shattered&meta=
Regardless, she refuses to believe this, blames me and thinks I hit it with something.
You have trust issues there I reckon!
Bob - Ahh fairdos mate!
I've not done anything to be blamed for yet, but I wasn't the one who cooked a meal that included fried onions and baked beans.....there will be consequences later 😳
Am I the only one with an extremely sensible significant other?!
I get none of these issues of which you speak.
I have also had the dream issues.
I get blamed when the mud on my shoes transfers itself to her recently cleaned floor, even though I point out I walk there and will likely do so again so why clean it in the first place.
Everything the big dog does is my fault, little bastard dog gets away with murder, knows this so winks at us both just as he does it again, then slinks off to let the big dog blame transfer to me.
The car crashed itself into a supermarket pole thing and had I bought something more sensible with a bit better all round vision it would not have happened.
It was my fault someone spiked my birthday drink, so I had to receive a black eye and be kicked out of bed crawl to a vacant daughters bedroom and throw up, that was also my fault, the shit they pull..
Only thing I ever get a shafting for is leaving socks lying around the house. Socks in every room and I apparently leave them there. Our dog has a thing about taking my socks everywhere but she still thinks it's me.
For what it's worth...
The only time I have ever blamed Mr TW for something that happened in sleep, he had elbowed me in the face making my nose bleed.
He 'claimed' that Darth Vader had been chasing him round his office; but I know he was thrashing round with Angelina Jolie.
What a bastard!!!