I don't think Surf-Mat is looking for a new job tho...
the mod plod used to make me chuckle on my old army camp they were 'barrier technicians ' 😉
i was in tescos once and they asked for a 'frozen food storage technician' on the tannoy to report to a leak down one of the isles
Barrier technicians you could get past with your cash card, if they were anything like ours!
In fairness the tesco thing could have been a refrigeration service engineer.
they were al 😉
the frozen food guy mopped up some melted lollies
In fairness the tesco thing could have been a refrigeration service engineer.
or, The fridge bloke.
I know an 'Operating Theatre Hygiene Specialist'
She's a cleaner in a hospital.
I know a conical warning device distribution engineer.
(He puts the cones out on the motorway)
I'm an incubator 🙂
I'm a percussive rhythm technician
Why can't people just call a manual earth moving implement a manual earth moving implement?
the mod plod used to make me chuckle on my old army camp they were 'barrier technicians
I think you'll find it was them laughing. Our lot were paid the same as civilian police and never did any more than check your pass and run a mirror on a stick under the odd car along with the odd check in the boot to check you weren't liberating Her Majesty's property.
isn't the BRE job just looking for a burglar?
stand here whilst I shoot this tazer at you...