You need to find an appropriate synesthete. I can tell you what colour days are, and most of the months, but not what fonts sound like
Dingbats
And of course - Helvetica - "I shot the serif"
I spent a fair few years in print and publishing, designing books and their covers and jackets, and while the choice of a font was important, the thought of what it sounded like never once entered my head! I doubt any of my work colleagues ever gave it a moment’s thought either.
Far more important things to concern myself with, like marking up the MS, casting off the text and making sure the typesetter had everything they needed.
CZ at work
Ask someone with chromesthesia, or something similar
Broadway
Showcard Gothic
Font or typeface?
Did wonder how long before Gill Sans would make an appearance. Things were different back then.
