[Closed] Weird childhood crushes...

My Mum tells me I used to sit transfixed as the little girl out of Little House on the Prairie came on TV

Same with Heidi for me...

Servalan from Blakes 7;

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I met a girl called Heidi at a race once, I had a crush on her too.

Now THAT is weird!! 😉

Oh good God.
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I had a goat called Heidi, named after the badly-synch'd Alpine TV temptress.

Once met a girl in a club who introduced herself as Heidi - I told her "I used to have a goat called Heidi"... Smoooooth.

Elly May Clampett

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I told her "I used to have a goat called Heidi"... Smoooooth.

Get your coat, you've pulled there shibboleth

Oldgit said:
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That's a very large motor!

That's a very large motor!

There's a motor??? That must be one helluva penis enlarger.

(TBH, my eyes can't get past the camel's toe... It certainly makes my boy-bits a bit longer/thicker)

"I had a goat called Heidi, named after the badly-synch'd Alpine TV temptress."

My wife is called Heidi..

My wife is called Heidi..

Was she named after the badly-synch'd Alpine TV temptress or the goat?

Ok.. how about this.. I had a major crush on the girl from the Secret Garden - the book. Which has no illustrations or cover pictures.

My wife is called Heidi..

Did she used to go to Squires Nightclub in Preston?

Where are the ladies' crushes? I always had a thing for Robin out of Batman and Robin, the series that was shown on Saturday mornings in the 80s. My cartoon one is Tarzan, from the cartoon version.

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Always had a bit of a thing for John Craven from Newsround, too....

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Debbie Harry, hmm...

I would buy Blondie albums just for the pictures...She was the cool, trashy punk blonde that Madonna was always trying to be, but never quite was.

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"Was she named after the badly-synch'd Alpine TV temptress or the goat? "

Easy now!... 🙂

I did think she was Norwegian when I first met her before we spoke.. turned out she was Welsh.

"Squires Nightclub in Preston"

Nope not that I am aware of.

coffeeking - Member

Oldgit said:

That's a very large motor!

Stephanie Beacham in Tenko for me too. Blimey - I was a right dirty little perv when I was a lad!

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wwaswas - Member

Servalan from Blakes 7;

Looks similar to my 2nd ex wife

Did she used to go to Squires Nightclub in Preston?

I used to frequent Squires Nightclub in Preston back in the day but I'm not called Heidi..

wwaswas - Member

Servalan from Blakes 7;

Looks similar to my 2nd ex wife

Were you married to Marc Almond?

Were you married to Marc Almond?

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wwaswas - Member

Servalan from Blakes 7;

Looks similar to my 2nd ex wife

Were you married to Marc Almond?

I thought there was a touch of the Julian Clarey's going on with her look, tbh, and with the benefit of 30 years distance.

wwaswas - Member

Servalan from Blakes 7;

Were you married to Marc Almond?

She wasn't that pretty

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Cathy from Grange Hill - friend of Trisha Yates.

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Margo from the good life did it for me when I was 11, stern looks and discipline (down tiger!)

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looks so much like my first girlfriend its untrue...

it was Dana for me. Think my mum would have approved.

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Speaking of the Good Life.. damn I still find Barbra incredibly smoulderingly attractive.... but that's as a grown up 🙂

Cleo Rocos anyone?

My Dad fancied her too.

I don't think us girlies had quite the same quality of crush material.
The curly haired one from Magpie sticks in my mind......Mick Robertson is it?!
It was the cheeky grin I think.... Talking of which how could I forget Cheggers. I loved Cheggers played Pop 🙂

I always thought Buck Rogers was pretty cute, cartoon wise had to be He-Man......he was so funny.....hmm.

Actually HOW could I forget Steve Austin, and the blonde one from Chips???
How?????

Debbie Harry. Hmmm.

What about Marina from Stingray (NOT the Last of the Summer Wine one). Gorgeous tall, slender blonde. Can't talk. Doesn't need to come up for air. Perfect. At work so can't put up any pics though.

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Anybody else? Oh, just me then. Oh well...

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definitely deserves a mention...

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"Turn back, Saraaah"

So which one, left or right? 😉

I'm waiting to see any of the [b][u]weird [/u][/b]crushes...

Now, if any of you had mentioned this one, I'd be horrified!
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OK, fair enough- Commander Makara from Starfleet. Always wondered about myself with that one...

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always liked odd women 😀

This, apparently, is Sarah Jessica Parker. From back in the 80's. Yowza! 😯

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you want weird??

Kermit 😳

Heh heh! That's the best yet!! 😆 Thanks for sharing, mrsflash, you have enriched this group immeasurably 😉

[i]Always had a bit of a thing for John Craven from Newsround, too[/i]

my mum worked with John Craven at Leeds Copperworks

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Brooke Shields in Blue Lagoon circa 1980, Think this was the first time I can remember stirrings in the downstairs department.

Wasn't exactly a child when this was on, but Xena still rattles my old bones

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a more recent pic of "Xena" (on the right):
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joanie from 'happy days'

oh.. and the voice of the girl who sang '99 red balloons'

and joan jett

Tijuana Taxi , with you on Xena , but I had a thing for her sidekick Gabrielle(redhead fetish)

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God some memories there and I was thinking what happened to Xena...
Just waiting for someone to put Buffy on.

What about that lady from Police academy?

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what, no cheetera!?

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(as an aside, while searching for those I discovered that the world of 1980s vintage [i]art pamphlets[/i] is one where I could have made serious money had I not thrown them all away!)

Would they [i]ever[/i] be in anything like a good enough condition to sell on? And for that matter- who on earth would buy someone's cast off grumble mag?!? Euw!!!
Although, having said that, that Escort does look rather good...

tazzymtb that reminds me, when I was in the Cubs I had a crush on
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Strictly not 'childhood' but in my early teens I had a crush on
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Anything in shorts 😆

Katie Pukrick is still quite hot.

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And is that not wonder woman on the left?

Some of these crushes are not weird at all, Xena, wonder woman, debbie harry, jennifer Agutter... These are all fine looking women.

Katie Pukrick is still quite hot.

Thats one woman I would love to meet for a date 🙂

I was in proper love back in 1985 😆

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Bream thats just reminded me of a woman I LOVED when I was younger- quite obscure...

In 1987 I watched a film called in Spiritual Love (alongside Chow yun Fat):

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She was utterly lush in that film. 😀

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Not weird but even now still gets the loins stirring...

From The Fall Guy

If they are ever showing repeats on Bravo I still watch them just for her

No I don't think it is wonder woman. I believe it's the one from Dances With Wolves, you know, the one who had gone native...

I was in love with David Bowie as The Goblin King in Labyrinth. Even at that young age, something about his tights made me quivery....

Maybe not in my childhood but a few years ago...
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Dr Quinn medicine woman

Childhood...

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Cagney form Cagney and Lacey

and far a cartoon...
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Belle from Beauty and the Beast

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Sarah Jane from Doctor Who and the bird from Dempsy & Makepeace , oh yes !

amanda burton when she played Heather from Brooky. oh and Beth Jordache

Not very weird these...

...mine was Denise (Lisa Bonet) from the Cosby Show. Mmm

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Teenage crush .....Charley from Byker Grove

Joy Merryweather from Drop the Dead Donkey!

hahahaha. This has just reminded me of:
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Going to show my age here, have no idea who she was, but it must have been my favorite poster as a kid.

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Thinking about it, I hope she was a she 😉

Hubba hubba ski 😈

Thanks to Wiki: The photograph was taken by Martin Elliott in September 1976 and features then-18-year-old Fiona Butler, his art student girlfriend at the time.[2] The photo was taken at Birmingham University, Edgbaston, Birmingham, using a borrowed dress, racquet and balls.

Cheers Bream for putting my mind at rest, Fiona Butler, I thank you for many a weird dream 😉