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[Closed] Weightlifting ands wasps - they dont mix well at all!!

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So there I was minding my own business, just upped the weights on my bar by 10kg, struggling on 3rd set rep 8, 2 reps to go, final push, grit my teeth, arms wobbling, red face, take the strain.......and a wasp appears like a gunship on the horizon, level with my eyes coming right for me!

Screamed like a girl, bar got bailed over my head, big hole in concrete garage floor (it missed the rubber mats).

Wasp was then set about with a rolled up newspaper, stunned it and finished it off with a good dose of WD40 and muc-off bike spray.

little buggers wont mess with me in my man cave again!!!


 
Posted : 30/03/2012 8:52 am
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[i]little buggers wont mess with me in my man cave again[/i]

well that one certainly won't.

pin it to the door as a heads-up to the others with a very, very small sign underneath 'warning - armed response'


 
Posted : 30/03/2012 8:55 am
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I think you may be missing the point with all this atavism, "weight-lifting in my mancave" stuff, princess 😉


 
Posted : 30/03/2012 9:04 am
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I had to look up the word atavism, and still dont understand the above post.


 
Posted : 30/03/2012 9:10 am
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He's suggesting that whilst in your head you're beating your chest going "I ARE MAN RAWR!!" the reality of the fact is that you're a big girl's blouse.

I think.


 
Posted : 30/03/2012 9:12 am
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true dat


 
Posted : 30/03/2012 9:13 am
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In summary then

So there I was struggling...grit my teeth, arms wobbling, red face, take the strain.......Screamed like a girl, my big hole was then set about, finished off with a good dose of muc.


 
Posted : 30/03/2012 9:22 am
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The only good wasp ?.

Is a dead wasp.
👿


 
Posted : 30/03/2012 11:04 am
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Try Hornets every bloody year.
Even a can of very strong wasp killer takes 5mins or so to disable fully a hornet after having covered it till it was pure white stuff.


 
Posted : 30/03/2012 3:41 pm
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Thread title of the year 🙂


 
Posted : 30/03/2012 4:38 pm
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Try Hornets every bloody year.
Even a can of very strong wasp killer takes 5mins or so to disable fully a hornet after having covered it till it was pure white stuff.

Can I recommend a flip flop which takes 0.01 seconds, but does require not being a big girl 😉

I've been stung by a hornet and it didn't hurt *that* much.


 
Posted : 30/03/2012 4:44 pm
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Mtfu I think. Wasp stings don't hurt that much.


 
Posted : 30/03/2012 6:49 pm
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They vary imo. When I've been stung out riding or even outside doing something active it's been a nasty pinprick, nothing more. When I've been stung (admittedly on the head) whilst not doing much it's hurt like hell and swollen up for days.


 
Posted : 30/03/2012 8:26 pm
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the head whilst not doing much it's hurt like hell and swollen up for days.

priapism? 😀


 
Posted : 30/03/2012 8:35 pm
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Lol at Tazzy. Ouch tho!


 
Posted : 30/03/2012 9:01 pm