Wee in shoes, sausages in lawn, own with bombers - or...!?

Ha, I saw this and also considered sharing here 🙂

It's been a long time since I read the frozen sausages thread.

Someone remind me, what was the desired effect?

Local wildlife digging up the lawn.

Surely with modern uPVC doors you're not getting anything underneath. Would be better putting it through the letter box.

Surely with modern uPVC doors you’re not getting anything underneath. Would be better putting it through the letter box.

But it would be to wide to fit through a standard letterbox. Perhaps piss in an ice cube tray and post them through?

Surely with modern uPVC doors you’re not getting anything underneath. Would be better putting it through the letter box.

..you'll see I covered that option! ^^^ 🤣

Someone has their fridge set waaaay too cold.

Surely you could just piss through the letterbox like... Its not improving delivery by freezing it.

This weather it'd have to be your close neighbour or you'd end up with your own piss on yourself (again)

Surely you could just piss through the letterbox like

I think the likelyhood of getting caught with your trousers down is slightly higher that way

As if no one is going to hear a load of frozen piss cubes dropping through a letter box.  Not fool proof but i would suggest a bottle of piss poured through an open letterbox may just be something you could get away with but with all these ring door bells it would be risky

Surely you could just piss through the letterbox like… Its not improving delivery by freezing it.

The spring on our letterbox is pretty strong, I think this is more about penis preservation than stealth.

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Local wildlife digging up the lawn.

Ah, that makes sense!

The spring on our letterbox is pretty strong, I think this is more about penis preservation than stealth.

Theres that. But i more meant. Like the frozen disk doesn't lead tona mystery. When they find a reeking wet pisspatch on the mat... They'll think some scrote has pissed through the letterbox.

Now if you frisbee'd it through an open bedroom window while they are out... A mystery piss on the bed that wasn't there when they got out... That would be decent.

The spring on our letterbox is pretty strong, I think this is more about penis preservation than stealth.

There's also the inner flap to consider.

To push that open your love-length would need to be firm (and long enough!).

Getting caught massaging your love-length outside someones front door could lead to some very difficult explanations to the constable! 🤣

To push that open your love-length would need to be firm (and long enough!).

Sounds like we have the perfect adjustable-member member among us to overcome double flappage issues #robocock

I think this is more about penis preservation than stealth

I don't think we've considered that a female might want to leave a whiffy puddle in a wrong-doer's porch...

There’s also the inner flap to consider.

Not to mention the bristles!

There’s also the inner flap to consider.

Not to mention the bristles!

Are we still discussing letterboxes?

On reflection, in addition to above, theres a strong likelihood you'll end up with piss in you potato waffles pre freeze.

love-length

Did you learn the names of body parts from 1970s hedge porn?

Did you learn the names of body parts from 1970s hedge porn?

...Phoenix Nights! 🙂

love-length

Haven’t heard that expression in ages!

Our letterbocks is at shoulder height, so a pissdisc (or pisscubes) would probably be preferrable to a stepladder for anyone wanting to register their displeasure with us. Depending how much of a hurry they were in, obviously.

I think the frisbee idea from joshvegas is the winner here. If the puddle is upstairs they're gonna blame s/o, dog, kids etc.

If your pee-in in someone's letter box make sure they've not got an angry dog at home!

University method used to be cutting open inner tubes and sliding under doors to pour in the communal piss pot.

Someone has their fridge set waaaay too cold.

Not if it’s got a freezer box at the top you can make ice cubes in… 😏

There’s also the inner flap to consider.

Not to mention the bristles!

Are we still discussing letterboxes?

Mods, I think this was supposed to be a thread in the women's forum.

Could you get one of those reach and wash brushes poke that through an open window (even a top hopper) then pump the contents through.

Added benefits,

non gender specific delivery,

Able to store and deliver a greater volume

Blame the local window cleaner

No risk of ruining your fish fingers

I'm feeling left out here. I don't have a letterbox...what are my neighbours supposed to do?

By the time they've made ig up your mile long drive, fended off dehydration, avoided being poisoned to death by half the wild life... Maybe treat them to a sit down and a cold vb?

Anyway... Moving forward.

I submit "piss frisbee" to the big hitters for inclusion in the compendium of STW acceptable retributions.

This is why I have huge gates and a long drive. Keeps the ****s away 😉

Logistically garden hose and funnel is going to be better. Keep it simple and avoids unexpected melt.