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A-ba-ni-bi o-bo-he-bev
A-ba-ni-bi o-bo-he-bev o-bo-ta-bach
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Sorry, it's the time of year and I needed to expunge the demons. (I Wanna Be A Polar Bear as an alternative)
1978 😯 You wasn't born then!
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I'm confused. The bear was a bad guy? I thought he was an aspirational model to teach the next generation how to get along on life.
For you maybe 🙄
What the blinking flip is the other film? I'm sitting here at half meme and it's not comfortable.
Toy Story ?
Blinking eck!
Shhh! I have a lock of Perchypanthers hair under my pillow 😳
(His toes will be cold tonight)
Don't be a meme tease! I'll have to resort to surfing the web to find specialist picture sites that cater to my needs.
Aaaah found it. I have achieved full meme satisfaction. I'll sleep soundly now, but will set the perimeter alarm just in case...
Oh! you mean 'The Walking Dead'?
Glad you managed to get full satisfaction in such a short amount of time.
It would've been even quicker if you'd given me a hand.
It would've been even quicker if you'd given me a hand.
Sent some other body parts as well....just in case you get bored 🙂
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Nice house 8)
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I'd skip to about 1minute but she's not a happy bunny
How is that chap not in a shallow grave by the side of a lonely highway!
Thank goodness i have CaptainFlashheart beside me. His cod piece has a fully stocked drinks cabinet and a place to rest ones weary head.
*When i say 'beside me' i mean gagged and bound and wearing a party hat
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Can't sleep so having a marathon session of this.
Just thought I'd share
Is that Felix Leiter going undercover?
How come Eurovision gets to be a sticky and yet this thread isn't ?
Sooner we are out of Europe the sooner this thread gets put in the place it deserves
#ToysOutThePram #LifeAintFair #HopeYourSouffleSinks
#ImTellingMyDad
I think eurovision will come in stuck fairly quickly so don't worry.
I know you are right but I can't help but feel offended.
It makes my grand brave efforts of fighting for a deck chair at the Brighton Pavilion was for nothing 🙁
#summerOf68
Well it's gone now and we're still here so sit in that deck chair, pour your self a gin and enjoy
I'm concerned you've actually eaten the purist now, that he's made you ill and your lying on the floor of your basement writhing in agony as your slowly consumed by done sort of food poisoning that can only be gotten from eating the wing bits of people. U warned you is like those fancy fugu fish in sushi restaurants but you wouldn't listen.
I say concerned about the above, I'm bit really, just that you might have a record of my name somewhere when your neighbours report the smell.
Spent a pleasant afternoon with mrsfry yesterday.
She introduced me to her pets:
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A few of her ex lodgers:
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And showed me her new going out gear:
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Luckily I distracted her with a bottle of gin and managed to wander away.
Im a muppet..blimey bought a wrong size rear shock!!!
Optimum
Bluetooth Keyboard
Item No.: 291705
Made this :}
Just got it from B&M for 9 quid 🙂
B&M? Is that some sort of fetish club?
MrSFry will be there
I think fry is dead. I would go for arrested but, short of Prince harry being a normal single young male, a tory mp having being outted as not entirely comfortable with publicising their sexuality , Nigel farrage turning out to be a Chezch or world war three (in that order) nothing would have kept that off the front page.
Anyhow I found 16 live eels down there, not one of them male.
How do you sex an eel?
You could start by asking them out for a drink.
phew, that was close. It looked for a few days as if this topic had fallen away due to inactivity.
thepurist - Member
You could start by asking them out for a drink
That's a r-eel-y bad joke
It was elver that or something rude, and you conger wrong with a bad joke.
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I think we should run a sweep stake on what fry is up to.
I vote he's gone to Bangkok for a few weeks of decadent immorality without the need for rope and gaffer tape
You selfish bunch of Kanye West fanboys and girls
[b]Epic rant starting in 5...4...3....2....1[/b]
After Eddiebaby and i had what i thought was a lovely day together
i invented him back to my abode in the country...middle of the woods....no witness. I wanted to show him the foundation i dug for my new patio (as i'm kind like that) i even made him one of my cocktails (green and bubbly with a cloud of little skull and crossbones), but he went all weird, mumbling 'Where was he, why was he tied up blah, blah, blah"
Just as i was about to show him a closer look to my magnificent entrance the little tyke wriggled out of my arms and pushed my into my own hole!
It was horrible 🙁 I can't tell you the horror of being trapped in my own hole for days and days (it was dark and smelly) and the walls were to smooth to climb out of. I had to resort to eating the contents of my belly button (it's amazing how many cakes, pasties and small burger vans one can find).
Oh the horror of it all 🙁 I had to pluck my leg hair and weave it into a rope and use that to climb out. Now all i seek is vengeance on all those who never came looking for me (and all those who gave me a fake phone number)
I shall have my vengeance....first it will be your toilet roll and then next your tea bags MUH HA HA HA HA!
Dangeourbrain kicks in his sleep 🙁
I wouldn't mind but he drove 120 miles to do it
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No pudding for him
I'm told the kicking is less annoying than the disco dancing, which it transpired, was a direct result of changing the light fitting for a glitter ball.
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[b]Be warned Perchypanther is a Jezebel
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Is anyone else laying awake wondering who or what Thepurist is checking genders
Does he need special tools or devices !? Has he got one of those black medical bags or
does he bung it all in his pocket.
Maybe he built his own contraption. I bet it also makes coffee and detects ozone as well
Thepurist is blooming amazing 🙂
Damn it Damn it Damn it. Knuckles and hammers do not mix.
What about Frankie Knuckles and Jan Hammer? They both do a bit of mixing.
