MegaSack DRAW - This year's winner is user - rgwb
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My rubber duck came third in the Sidmouth Duck Derby!
I'm £20 better off!
Who wants a drink?
Posted : 20/07/2009 8:53 am
I'll have a bottle of 2000 Perrier Jouet Belle Epoque, please.
Posted : 20/07/2009 8:58 am
Drug test that duck.
Posted : 20/07/2009 9:01 am
The duck wins and you want to drink all his prize money! You should spend all the money on stale bread and duck hookers.
Posted : 20/07/2009 9:14 am
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The duck wins and you want to drink all his prize money! You should spend all the money on stale bread and duck hookers.
The duck knew exactly what it was doing when it signed the contract. I act as his mentor/nutritional advisor/manager/lifestyle coach/fluffer. He gets 10% of all winnings over £21 and if he doesn’t like it he can have 10 minutes with my mate’s lurcher.
Posted : 20/07/2009 9:44 am