[Closed] Unfortunate names

Lindsey Doyle
Lydia kettle
Sally Hore
Rammy Tupper - he says he has brothers called shovy and sticky

I was bitterly disappointed to find that the person in another offices seating plan wasn't actually called Summer Start...

bloke at work called Roger Boyes

I've a Hong Kong based customer called Chew Kok On and when Mrs AlieN was at Swansea University, the Student Union president was called Richard Staines (and he had blue hair).

Oh and just remembered the names of two people at my school whose names raised a smile. Stafford Sparshot and Sheldon Dibley. A couple of years after I left I was in the local DIY store and there was a tannoy announcement "Could Stafford Sparshot please come to the Customer Services desk".

The girlfriends surname is Caunt, whenever we go anywhere she always books it in my name, actually think that's the only reason she agreed to marry me 🙂

There's a Solicitor from my hometown called Rupert Bear and there's a friend of my girlfriends family named Roger Mee.

Not so unfortunate but just seen this and it made me chuckle - John Haymaker. Wonder if he has big fists and swings them round a lot...

Had two doctors working at my local clinic and they were Dr Dick and Dr Boyle 😆

Randy Farmer (from the US organisation)
Billy Hill - not funny untill you get an email from him where the system puts your last name first. I got emails from hillbilly!
Ulysses Colon III
Phuc Tran

American Office - Barbara ****off
British Office - Gaynor Hardon
Hong Kong Office - Fanny Pong

There's someone on the closing credits for one of the CSIs called Boti Bliss.

I work with a Gordon Bennett and a Korean guy called ****yu Park.

One of our customers contacts was called Richard Head, another was Jane nobber.

Remembered another couple.

Worked with a bloke on a nightmare project called Ewan Kerr (and he was the only decent bloke involved in the project).

A friend, before she was married, worked as a locum in Leith. Her maiden name was Jelly. "Dr Jelly fae Leith" - sounded like a Sunday Mail expose headline.

Used to work with an American called Dick Sander. Always bought a tear to my eye that one.
One of our suppliers has a Mike Hunt (and he likes to be called Mike). And they have a Japanese female employee caled Fukuoka.

And our email system at work uses first initial then surname. Brian Adcock was never funnier.

Major Major.

Catch 22.

Went to school with someone called neil ng (which is obvioulsy pronounced 'ing') and my friends dad is called mike hunt.

Edited to say I just noticed the same name a couple of posts above!!

I went to school with a William Barrow, college with a Mark Slaymaker & once had someone apply for an account - his name was Wayne Kerr.

One of the policemen in Machynlleth was called Constable Peter Sargeant.
One of the undertakers in Aberystwyth was called David. Known as Dai the Death.

Mrs Ambrose went to school with Eta Laverty. I work in a school myself, and have taught a number of interesting names. loads of Kylies and Charlenes. Probably the best name was/ is Joe Blue Saphire Wild. A really good bloke who now works in theater.

In my school we had a Dorian Spackmann and a Bartley Mickelthwaite. The ents officer at Woolich Uni was a guy called Dick Cheese. I can remember going to the horse races as a kid and seeing one jockey called Peter Enis and another French one called M. Rudebastard.

worked with a guy from the States called Dick Axelrod. Lovely man.

Bought a truck in Houston from a guy called Randy Bishop.

Allegedly there is a plumber in Wanganui called Dwayne Pipe

As a kid I was in school with a kid called Steve Austin, we got into a scrape and the local constabulory got involved, they wouldnt believe that was his name. Said copper was very embarassed after taking him home and having it confirmed by his angry parents. (you may have to be an old git to understand the last bit)

There's a woman a work called Sue Cant

A couple who appeared on the "Grand Designs" programme had called their daughter ..... Beaver
I bet she'll thank them for that one

A mate in my shool year Guy Bagley! (22 yearssince we left). He`s now cheif builder at Lego 😛

Here he is....
http://www.brickjournal.com/wiki/people-guy-bagley

Wife's ex boss was Willy Cramp. Family doctor was Dr Aitkin.
Local cop called Dick Clapp, and a mate told me his neighbour as a kid was Eta Cockwell 😀

My mate John at school's sister was called Marina.

Marina Barnacle

Hope she's married by now

@beagleboy

my sis is a teacher, and she taught a girl called McLatchy, Pocahantis McLatchy - my sis is in the Falkirk area too

I work in Germany and some poor fella in my firm is called Herr Dr Wancker.

Beat that !

oh and the lady that works the til in our canteen is called Frau Bearfuker.

i went to school with a lad called lee lemon and worked with a guy called dave uren(mr p*ss to everyone else)

Once followed a truck with the owner's name in foot high letters across the back

"DAVID ROGERS JUNIOR"

Wish I'd had a camera

my pe teachers called richard head and the others mr cox

Used to work with a lad called peter stain and his dad alan stain !

A stain and P Stain ! 😀

Ben Dover
and
Phil McCavity

An umpire on the cicuit when I used to play youth hockey: Roy Soles (better known by everyone as R. Soles).

I work with a Hollie Wood.

I've taught a child (at a posh private school) who was called Mercedes Karr.

When I used to sell fertiliser in Cheshire/Derbyshire there were plenty of Mycocks...

The best I can remember were Roger and Robin..... had to bite my lip when they introduced themselves

Dick Turpin - Former manager of a shop I used to work at. Not sure if he ever held up any carriages though

I was operated on by a Dr Hedley Philpott, struck me as a nice but old fashioned moniker for a fella clearly born in the 60's.

Last week I had to visit Leanne Boddey - who had a pole dancing pole in her front room. (And she looked like she knew how to use it....)

We have a Miss D Evil on our books, a lovely little old lady apparently.

And I had a family with a child called Kuntal Sogi. There must be some special way of pronouncing it so it doesn't sound as bad as it looks.....

I caught a bit of Rugby League commentary earlier, Keighley vs Oldham.

There was a Wayne Kerr playing for one of the teams...seriously. It's not our very own WK is it?

Not me, rugby league's not real rugby, it's for pussies.

wriggle & run eh?

Isaac Hunt had a request played on Radio One on Saturday morning. I kid ye not!

Ambrose... Dai Death lives in Penrhyncoch...... where I lives 🙂

Robbed from elsewhere 😳

AIRPORT SECURITY: What’s your name?

PASSENGER: Batman.

AIRPORT SECURITY: Your real name, please.

PASSENGER: My name IS Batman.

AIRPORT SECURITY: Are you trying to be funny?! What’s your surname?

PASSENGER: Superman.

Airport security handcuffs him & puts him in a locked security facility.
Then they checked his passport…

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I really hope this is true.

In my mispent youth I knew a girl called Victoria Plumb....and yes her mother hated her.

My doctor has recently retired and has been replaced by Doctor Lepper.

Richard Caunt...

Genuine customer of mine, I [i]really[/i] struggle to keep a straight face when they come in to chat 😆

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Oooh- just remembered a girl I knew when I was a wee small lad. Henrietta she was called, surname was Smith or something. And when her mum re-married Mr Peace she became Henrietta Peace. Of Cake we always teased her. Kids can be SO cruel. henrietta, if you happen to be reading this, sorry. 😉

Used to go to university with someone called Knight (surname)
After passing his PHD he of course became Dr Knight, and used to introduce himself as such, followed by the evil laugh, which he could do really well.

I'm been followed on twitter by a "Terry Van Horn"