[Closed] Unbelievable coupling of the day

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo she's mine!

There is hope still for all of us horrible bitter sarcastic misanthropic bastards then.

The one and only girl I have ever approached in a nightclub was a Huq-alike and that was my opening gambit.

She said no, just like the real one would have done.

🙁

Northwind - Member
There is hope still for all of us horrible bitter sarcastic misanthropic bastards then.

There is? I'm born all over! 😯

she iss not that good looking and neither is he so what is your problem here have I missed something?

have I missed something?

I always thought he was dating that whatsherface from Big Brother.....

fek me he looks like the mekon with hair

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yeah shes a munter
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ruminant - Member
fek me he looks like the mekon with hair

Yeah, but he's famous, marrying a good-looking woman, is probably worth a great deal more than most.

And he's never heard of you.

Good gawd. I am just nipping to the bog... 😉

Holy crap, Huq is 34?

molgrips - Member
Holy crap, Huq is 34?

I know, I know... Did you see "Have I Got News for You?" last week? Penny Smith. She's 51!

(Goes and has a little lie down)

(Wishing it was with Penny Smith). 😉

Edit: Actually, forget it. I just googled penny smith images.

Must have been the studio lighting...

Damnit Woppit NOBODY'S heard of me 😯

plus i bet he can't ride for toffee, what... sorry, yes... hmm just been reminded neither can I 🙂

Back when i was about 14 i remember watching Blue Peter and she was swimming in a lake or the sea, black swimsuit and obviously very cold as it was winter as she want interviewing someone before and after it. It was easily one of the best kids tv moments of the 90s.

I bet she's right dirty. Well I wan to believe it anyway

*wanders off for a few minutes*

Oh my.

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My goodness. That pic stirs things that have been left unstirred for a long time...

😀

omar you want to google images ' konnie huq nipple '

she had a bit of a swimsuit malfuntion

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by the beard of zeus!

that was awesome

It is quite sweet that in a world awash with pornography of the most graphic and depraved kind - catering to almost every imaginable perversion - we still have time, energy and enthusiasm to stroke ourselves raw over images of a reasonably attractive early-middle-aged woman wearing clothes. 🙂

A beautiful woman is a beautiful woman regardless of age, clothes etc

The thing is BD that porn is not the same thing as what actually appeals to many mens' hearts...

Crikey that dress ...

Huq-tastic!

junkyard - still think she's not good looking?

Good luck to them. He's a very funny bloke. It's worth reading his collected columns if you get the chance. I get told offfor chuckling mrs bol awake at night reading them.

I had an excellent quote for the occasion but fear it would get me barred.....

One word:

BOING!

I hope he makes her very happy. But if not, I'll have a go.

A tasty partially clothed women in a pic is a good deal more alluring than a naked tart pinging her love bean.

IMO.

She is very hot.

Well done Charlie!

I remember seeing Richard Bacon on telly whinging that Slimon Cowell was sending Konnie flowers when he was going out with her. Obviously Cowell was too good looking!

Cheers for the vid there eth3r... that Liz is rather fit too 🙂

I think my unbelievable coupling of the day is the Oldham coupler, clevel little bit of kit.

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Do i need 3d glasses for that or something?

don't get too upset about it.

I've had her and she's crap 😯

she just gets better

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is it just that photo, or does her left boob hang a lot lower than her right?? I knew a girl who broke a collarbone, and complained that afterwards the boob on the broken side hung a lot lower 😯

really?? I mean, I ain't disputing she's relatively attractive, but Jamie's pic is bordering on grotesque..

and a raleigh max too, my first mountain bike. what good taste she has.

inzane - yes, it does appear to, a little. Not unusual, apparently.

Jamie's pic does look like she's been surprised

Most womens boobs are lop-sided, do you not pay attention?

is it just that photo

I think she's sat down with her leg's crossed and so is leaning to one side. One shoulder is slightly lower.

{Must stop looking at photo}

[i]A tasty partially clothed women in a pic is a good deal more alluring than a naked tart pinging her love bean.[/i]

For 100% sure. I would much rather be presented with a nice lady in an array of lightweight frippery ready to be unwrapped like an extremely wonderful present.

The mystery is 99% of the fun.