[Closed] Tuesday Swap Shop

Are the post-its unopened?

1 x office depot hole punch

I'm interested in this, can you send me a sample of the holes?

1 x pair of trousers a bird poo'd on yesterday

Was she fit? and is the poo still in there?

yes....I can open them if you wish....and add extras which are currently stuck round the office

Keyboard? Is it USB?

I've got 3 packets of seeds from last 3 Graze boxes as keep forgetting to say I don't want them anymore I'll swap for a cream finger (cake before the smutty comments start)

keyboard is not USB its *coughs* "old School"

Regarding the bird, i didn't see her it was only when i was walking up the stairs did i realise it.....I had wondered why people had been looking at me stranger than normal

[i]yes....I can open them if you wish.[/i]

NO! I need to open them!

I'll give you a pen that lights up blue in exchange. Can do pics.

what colour blue? + Why do you "need" to open them, is it some sort of fetish thing?

A triathlete told me that Ryvita and peanut butter is a healthy snack.

I have a nearly full pack of Ryvita and three quarters of a pot of peanut butter available if anyone wants them.

I no longer trust triathletes.

[i]what colour blue? + Why do you "need" to open them, is it some sort of fetish thing?[/i]
Pic!

Yes, it's the smell.

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what do you want for the Ryvita?

Are the holes in the inner tubes made with the hole punch? If so, you could send CharlieMungus one of those as a sample. Thus possibly shifting both tubes and hole-punch if he approves

the smell??

*Starts looking at the post-its and wonders"

unfortunately the wholes have been made throught various means in the forests and plantations of the Isle of Man

[i]*Starts looking at the post-its and wonders"[/i]

No pen!

Only the wholes? What about the halves?

im intrigued now, if you hadn't told me about some smell from post-its i wouldn't be wondering now.....it's very temptin

although the pen is mightly impressive

This is like Sophie's choice!

*loves the fact that Cougar seems to sweep from one post to another correcting other peoples spellings and grammer* hahaha ace!

Thus possibly shifting both tubes and hole-punch if he approves

No thanks, I only want the holes, not all the rubbish around them

grammer

grammar

what will you swap for the holes?

CharlieMungus - Member

grammer

grammar

Hahaha whoops *hangs head*

what will you swap for the holes?

I've got a little rubber thing on my desk which makes a funny noise when you flick it. I can send you a picture of the noise.

I have one other thing I want rid off, but might keep it as a surprise if something else worthy turns up.

how can you send a picture of the noise?

I've got a whole punch, collection required....

Ah, now I'll swap you that knowledge for the holes insteadd

How are the post-it notes?

still sat un-opened on my desk

I have 3 massive elastic bands (perfect for the manufacture of office siege weaponry) and a lom cable I can trade. Quite liking the look of the blue pen. Does it flash?

Have you sniffed the packet? (Oh they have to be genuine 3M Post Its btw)

Oh, the blue pen is beginning to draw them in... it flashes if you press the top quickly.

yeah they are proper 3M...im going to go look for another packet i think

The pen is attractive. Could you tell me more about the Vital logo on it. Is that the brand of the pen, is the pen some sort of promotional item or does it just refer to the indispensable nature of the pen. If it is promotional, could you tell me if the sponsorship deal is offered with the pen and how much this amounts to over (a)a year and (b) the lifetime of the pen

2 bed terrace in the South East with a mountain of responsibility attached?

2 bed terrace in the South East with a mountain of responsibility attached

swap it for an unbedded mountain of a wife in the North West with new responsibilities attached?

No takers on the elastic bands?

They are a rare item, about a foot long, sturdy, no visible signs of wearing or perishing, would be perfect as the power source for a small trebuchet of ballista. I would accept a short poem in return or maybe a fluoro pink highlighter to add to my collection.

Ooh tempted I was hoping for a rustic cottage with a mountain of a hill attached. Not really looking for a wife, but if she's dirty but good at cleaning then I'm sure we'll get along.

dirty but good at cleaning

Well, that's her kept busy constantly following herself around with a broom and a duster.

It says "Vital Vue"

These are Vital Vue systems:

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She is dirty, I don't know about being good at cleaning, I've never seen her try, hence the first part. Not as you may have wished, the other way around.

i have a pink highlighter, plus a green and orange one.

foot long elastic bands....what were they originally for?

Not sure what they were originally for but they look like this, email in profile if you are interested.

I also included a pink highlighter to show what sort of thing I am after.

Cheers.

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Oh, I see, interest in the pen is waning.
What if I tell you that Vital Vue are Single Use Illumination, Irrigation, Suction Instruments. Hmm?

(Nice bands by the way)

Torm - what will your swap for the tear in the left leg of those jeans?

some new jeans?

or half a bottle of coke, i am seriously flagging this afternoon

See, I've got some new jeans. But if I swap 'em with you... what will I put the tear in?

I have a very sophisticated wearable denim mounting system I could chuck in for free?

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hmm..
Tell me more about the suction instruments, and we would need to negotiate a deal with Torm on the elastic bands as well.