[Closed] Trail fright (terrified woman content)

There I was, pootling along a bridleway, when suddenly this thing appeared, waddling. He was 6' tall and 6' wide, wearing a bandana and sunglasses, heavily tattooed, beach flipflops. [b]No top[/b] 😯

It was obscene and I wanted to shout 'disgusting, have some self-respect' but I'm of a nervous disposition so had to pedal quicker to escape.

Why can't people do this in the privacy of their back garden? Is this not an arrestable offence?. Won't somebody think of the children?

Now safely back home, listening to Sybil Fawlty neighbour. 🙄

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