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(this is an idea from another forum)

describe your last visit to the toilet for a #2 just by using either a film or song title.
for example: [i]"there will be blood"[/i]...

anyone post-curry suggesting "ring of fire" will be banned for lack of imagination.

go!


 
Posted : 22/04/2009 11:57 am
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Golden Brown texture like sun


 
Posted : 22/04/2009 11:58 am
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Ring of [s]blood orange[/s] bright water. 😀


 
Posted : 22/04/2009 11:58 am
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Boot.[/url]


 
Posted : 22/04/2009 11:59 am
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james brown - i feel good

or nirvana - smells like teen spirit


 
Posted : 22/04/2009 12:00 pm
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U451


 
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Run DMC - Walk this way


 
Posted : 22/04/2009 12:01 pm
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Robert Plant - Big Log.

Sorry.
Really, I am.


 
Posted : 22/04/2009 12:02 pm
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Brown Girl in the ring - Boney M


 
Posted : 22/04/2009 12:03 pm
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The reason why, oh, I can say
I have to let you go, babe, and right away
After what you did I can't stay on
And I'll probably [b]feel a whole lot better[/b] when you're gone

The Byrds


 
Posted : 22/04/2009 12:05 pm
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Or...if we're allowed the title of a TV series, then it would be [i]Without a Trace[/i]


 
Posted : 22/04/2009 12:05 pm
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Ivor Cutler - Jammy Smears?


 
Posted : 22/04/2009 12:06 pm
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Indian Rope by the Charlatans

Hallelujah by the Happy Mondays


 
Posted : 22/04/2009 12:06 pm
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The Fast and The Furious.


 
Posted : 22/04/2009 12:07 pm
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Over Troubled Water[/url]


 
Posted : 22/04/2009 12:08 pm
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The grapes of wrath?


 
Posted : 22/04/2009 12:08 pm
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big trouble in little china


 
Posted : 22/04/2009 12:09 pm
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I Will Follow (through)

or

Stuck in a moment you can't get out of
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😉


 
Posted : 22/04/2009 12:09 pm
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Pretty much anything by Squeeze or Push It by Salt N Pepa


 
Posted : 22/04/2009 12:11 pm
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4st 7lb - manic street preachers

Pieces of what? - mgmt

there are so many comedy possibilities...hard to choose


 
Posted : 22/04/2009 12:11 pm
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Idiot wind - Dylan.


 
Posted : 22/04/2009 12:12 pm
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Brown Paper Bag by Roni Size for that bit of al fresco defecation


 
Posted : 22/04/2009 12:12 pm
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Havin a blast-green day


 
Posted : 22/04/2009 12:14 pm
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Northwest passage.


 
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One for all the scat-pervs out there...

Ooops up side your head.


 
Posted : 22/04/2009 12:18 pm
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Tubthumping - Chumbawamba!


 
Posted : 22/04/2009 12:19 pm
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Up by the SaTURDays


 
Posted : 22/04/2009 12:19 pm
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Splash


 
Posted : 22/04/2009 12:19 pm
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61 Minutes of pleading(!)
Just the One
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both by The Levellers


 
Posted : 22/04/2009 12:19 pm
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The pusher - Blind Melon
Sludge factory - Alice in Chains
Blood and tears - Danzig

....... oh dear


 
Posted : 22/04/2009 12:20 pm
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You make me weak at the knees - Electrelane

Paint the rust - The Dodos


 
Posted : 22/04/2009 12:30 pm
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Mr Hanky the Christmas Poo


 
Posted : 22/04/2009 12:31 pm
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[i]big trouble in little china[/i]

Thats me and my girlfriend 8)


 
Posted : 22/04/2009 12:33 pm
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One - Metallica


 
Posted : 22/04/2009 12:34 pm
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Followed The Waves - Auf Der Maur


 
Posted : 22/04/2009 12:37 pm
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Aneurysm - Nirvana
Blew - Nirvana
Pork and Beans - Weazer
Blue Veins - Raconteurs
Feel the Pain - Dinosaur Junior
Go With the Flow - QOTSA
Good Riddance - Green Day
Hey Ladies - Beastie Boys
Human After All - Daft Punk
Inside Out - Beck
Mucky Fingers - Oasis

I could go on and on and on..........


 
Posted : 22/04/2009 12:37 pm
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Gritter - by pitchshifter


 
Posted : 22/04/2009 12:42 pm
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Salt n Pepper - Push it!

Ahh! Push it! Push it real good!


 
Posted : 22/04/2009 12:43 pm
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When the Wind Blows


 
Posted : 22/04/2009 12:44 pm
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Buzzbomb - The Dead Kennedys


 
Posted : 22/04/2009 12:47 pm
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Head on the Door - The Cure

The cubicles at work here are quite small.


 
Posted : 22/04/2009 12:48 pm
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The wind cries Mary - Hendrix


 
Posted : 22/04/2009 12:49 pm
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Thunderstruck


 
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Don't it make my brown eye(s) blue - Chrystal Gale


 
Posted : 22/04/2009 12:56 pm
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All things must pass - George Harrison


 
Posted : 22/04/2009 12:57 pm
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teethgrinder by therapy?

followed by just like heaven by the cure


 
Posted : 22/04/2009 1:12 pm
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i feel good ~ james brown
earsplittenloudenbloomen ~ stepenwolf (I think)
golden brown.. texture like sun hahahaha


 
Posted : 22/04/2009 1:33 pm
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Everything must go - The Manics


 
Posted : 22/04/2009 2:06 pm
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how about some more film titles too?

the great escape
deliverance
the dam busters

etc


 
Posted : 22/04/2009 2:19 pm
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stealers wheel.. "stuck in the middle with you"

:- (


 
Posted : 22/04/2009 2:24 pm
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it the end of the world as we know it - REM

Everybody hurts sometimes - REM

Night swimming - REM


 
Posted : 22/04/2009 2:44 pm
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WHOMP - There it is


 
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dark water (if you're a bit 'ill')
splash
big
from hell
event horizon
what lies beneath
backdraft
the thing
sometimes they come back
the toxic avenger


 
Posted : 22/04/2009 2:55 pm
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Fool's Gold


 
Posted : 22/04/2009 2:58 pm
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1950s b movies
The Creature From The Black Lagoon
It came From Outer Space
The Blob


 
Posted : 22/04/2009 3:22 pm
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Gone With The Wind


 
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2pac - Holler if ya hear me
2pac - Trapped
2pac - Violent
2pac - Something wicked
2pac - So many tears
2pac - Under Pressure
2pac - Sh*t don't stop
2pac - No more pain
2pac - Changed man
2pac - If I don't make it back
2pac - All out

Westside!


 
Posted : 22/04/2009 5:09 pm
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Filums:
Days of Thunder
The Long and the Short and the Tall
Scream I II & III

Song: has to be Otis Redding: Sitting on the plop of the day 😀


 
Posted : 22/04/2009 5:16 pm
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Bum Troubler - Twisted Individual


 
Posted : 22/04/2009 5:23 pm
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Stand Clear- adam f feat m.o.p

taste it-blue

toxic-britney spears

mudfootball-jack johnson

apologize-timbaland


 
Posted : 22/04/2009 5:26 pm
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Runs in the family - Me first and the Gimme Gimmes


 
Posted : 22/04/2009 6:58 pm
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My girlfriend suggested either black beauty and rocky...


 
Posted : 22/04/2009 8:02 pm
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Anaconda


 
Posted : 22/04/2009 8:15 pm
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Film: Splash

Song: Panic (as you realise it's a multi wiper and the rolls about to run out)

TV program: Long Way Down.


 
Posted : 22/04/2009 8:27 pm
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apocalypse now
(curry last night!)


 
Posted : 22/04/2009 8:39 pm
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Agadoo - it was a number 2 and it f***ing stank.


 
Posted : 22/04/2009 8:46 pm
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Meanstreak AC/DC

Break on through to the other side - The Doors
The soft Parade - The Doors

One way - The Levellers


 
Posted : 22/04/2009 9:17 pm
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The Beatles - Within You, Without You (Sgt Papper)


 
Posted : 22/04/2009 10:07 pm
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LOL @ Sgt Papper!

I meant Sgt Pooper


 
Posted : 22/04/2009 10:08 pm
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Turning Japenese - The Vapours


 
Posted : 22/04/2009 10:21 pm
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Turning Japenese - The Vapours


 
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Orange Crush - R.E.M.


 
Posted : 22/04/2009 10:22 pm
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There goes the Fear, Doves

think of me when you close your eyes... don't look back when you're leaving town...

Tee heee


 
Posted : 22/04/2009 10:36 pm
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Anaconda


 
Posted : 22/04/2009 10:40 pm
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'Like a Bridge over Troubled Water'......


 
Posted : 23/04/2009 12:22 am
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there she goes - the la's


 
Posted : 23/04/2009 7:07 am
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jamiroquai - deeper underground (the better)


 
Posted : 23/04/2009 7:13 am
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Keep on running.
Anything by Sting.
Evenflow - Pearl Jam
Waterfall - Stone Roses
Greetings from Sh!tsville - The Wildhearts

Not sure what I ate last night to cause it, but it's not pleasant... 🙁 😕


 
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Carol King sang about mine in 'You got a friend'
"something has died inside and i can't hide
and I just cant fake it...."


 
Posted : 23/04/2009 8:23 am