(this is an idea from another forum)
describe your last visit to the toilet for a #2 just by using either a film or song title.
for example: [i]"there will be blood"[/i]...
anyone post-curry suggesting "ring of fire" will be banned for lack of imagination.
go!
Golden Brown texture like sun
Ring of [s]blood orange[/s] bright water. 😀
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james brown - i feel good
or nirvana - smells like teen spirit
U451
Run DMC - Walk this way
Robert Plant - Big Log.
Sorry.
Really, I am.
Brown Girl in the ring - Boney M
The reason why, oh, I can say
I have to let you go, babe, and right away
After what you did I can't stay on
And I'll probably [b]feel a whole lot better[/b] when you're gone
The Byrds
Or...if we're allowed the title of a TV series, then it would be [i]Without a Trace[/i]
Ivor Cutler - Jammy Smears?
Indian Rope by the Charlatans
Hallelujah by the Happy Mondays
The Fast and The Furious.
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The grapes of wrath?
big trouble in little china
I Will Follow (through)
or
Stuck in a moment you can't get out of
.
😉
Pretty much anything by Squeeze or Push It by Salt N Pepa
4st 7lb - manic street preachers
Pieces of what? - mgmt
there are so many comedy possibilities...hard to choose
Idiot wind - Dylan.
Brown Paper Bag by Roni Size for that bit of al fresco defecation
Havin a blast-green day
Northwest passage.
One for all the scat-pervs out there...
Ooops up side your head.
Tubthumping - Chumbawamba!
Up by the SaTURDays
Splash
61 Minutes of pleading(!)
Just the One
.
both by The Levellers
The pusher - Blind Melon
Sludge factory - Alice in Chains
Blood and tears - Danzig
....... oh dear
You make me weak at the knees - Electrelane
Paint the rust - The Dodos
Mr Hanky the Christmas Poo
[i]big trouble in little china[/i]
Thats me and my girlfriend 8)
One - Metallica
Followed The Waves - Auf Der Maur
Aneurysm - Nirvana
Blew - Nirvana
Pork and Beans - Weazer
Blue Veins - Raconteurs
Feel the Pain - Dinosaur Junior
Go With the Flow - QOTSA
Good Riddance - Green Day
Hey Ladies - Beastie Boys
Human After All - Daft Punk
Inside Out - Beck
Mucky Fingers - Oasis
I could go on and on and on..........
Gritter - by pitchshifter
Salt n Pepper - Push it!
Ahh! Push it! Push it real good!
When the Wind Blows
Buzzbomb - The Dead Kennedys
Head on the Door - The Cure
The cubicles at work here are quite small.
The wind cries Mary - Hendrix
Thunderstruck
Don't it make my brown eye(s) blue - Chrystal Gale
All things must pass - George Harrison
