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Just seen 'Jock Wan' used on the jeans thread, and it made me giggle, but then I check the 'suit' thread and he's there too.... EVERY time there's a clothes or fashion thread he's there.... I remember him telling us all to wear deck shoes recently.
Handing out fashion advice willy nilly like it's the law....

So c'mon Teej, what's hot for next season, Autunm/Winter 2011/12????

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Posted : 27/07/2011 10:56 am
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Racist.


 
Posted : 27/07/2011 10:57 am
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He'll be launching his own label next....


 
Posted : 27/07/2011 10:57 am
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Trackie bottoms tucked into hiking boots.


 
Posted : 27/07/2011 10:58 am
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Depends if you prefer Oxfam or Red Cross for your haute couture....

...just remember to cut those labels out first folks 😆


 
Posted : 27/07/2011 10:58 am
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He'll be launching his own label next....

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Posted : 27/07/2011 10:59 am
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how is he giving fashion advice? fashion is just a way of marketing oneself... also he made a big point about only owning a 30yr old suit on that logo thread.

i'm disgusted, outraged and turned on.

how dare he. how very dare he.


 
Posted : 27/07/2011 10:59 am
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How can he be Jock Wan when he's a Silicone Scot - he's more English than I am!


 
Posted : 27/07/2011 11:01 am
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bannings all round methinks 😆


 
Posted : 27/07/2011 11:01 am
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Indeed clubber you have a penchant for soft cheeses and white flags.

😉


 
Posted : 27/07/2011 11:02 am
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'flounce' by jeremie

Perhaps a range of perfume too?


 
Posted : 27/07/2011 11:03 am
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and garlic. Never forget the garlic.


 
Posted : 27/07/2011 11:03 am
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How can he be Jock Wan

I know. It was Hilldodger wot said it, honest. I can't stop gigging like a big girl about it. It's just funny. Sorry. Must compose myself! 🙂


 
Posted : 27/07/2011 11:03 am
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I heard his influence was being felt in the fashion world with the return of the kilt to the catwalk

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I know. It was Hilldodger wot said it, honest

damn, I've been dobbed in, and it's too late for a sneaky edit 😳


 
Posted : 27/07/2011 11:04 am
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Hilldodger, you've re-cristened him for me, funniest thing I've read on here for weeks! 🙂


 
Posted : 27/07/2011 11:06 am
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Jock Wannabee morelike.


 
Posted : 27/07/2011 11:45 am
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Not very nice having a pop at him though is it?

Still, I spose some people on here need someone to bully.


 
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4!


 
Posted : 27/07/2011 11:55 am
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LOL as I'm sure TJ is and he's more than big enough to stick up for himself 😉


 
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Not very nice having a pop at him though is it?

Still, I spose some people on here need someone to bully.

Oh the irony


 
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At the risk of causing even more upset, I've just noticed the picture somebody posted of TJ on the jeans thread. I couldnt help but think he has the look of a high born sioux chief. 😀


 
Posted : 27/07/2011 12:11 pm
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No more kilt stuff - think of the poor pussies!

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Posted : 27/07/2011 12:14 pm
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Thing is, even though he'll swear blind he isn't taking it personally, he does. Even when it is perfectly in jest.

Trackie bottoms tucked into hiking boots.

Remember the formal option - Oxford Bags. Not sure if these are to be twinned with brogues or deck shoes mind.


 
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Hiya! what have I missed?

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i'm disgusted, outraged and [i]turned on[/i]

I don't know whether to be angry of worried 😕


 
Posted : 27/07/2011 1:16 pm
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I don't know whether to be angry of worried

Be afraid. Be very afraid.


 
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neither :mrgreen:

my post wasn't exactly a serious one mr teej, you want a cuppa? i've got some of those nescafe cappucino sachets.....


 
Posted : 27/07/2011 1:20 pm
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I bet he doesn't drink coffee. Or tea.. I'm guessing he's not into hot drinks at all.

I'll just get you a water shall I?


 
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Hiya! what have I missed?

Some good natured piss taking of your good self and elfinsafety trying to start a fight.

So nothing new 🙂


 
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Oh the irony

Is that like Goldy or Bronzy, only made out of Iron?


 
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Come on mods, you have the power. Make Jock Wan stick. Change his name for him, at least for the week.

I have to admit, like PP, I'm highly amused by it (in a good natured, non bullying way).


 
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Not very nice having a pop at him though is it?

Still, I spose some people on here need someone to bully

True, but you're a bit of a dinlo, and always playing the 'race card'...!

:mrgreen:


 
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Not very nice having a pop at him though is it?

Still, I spose some people on here need someone to bully.

Did you miss a winking smiley off there? Is it meant to be sarcastic?


 
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You know that documentary that TJ was asking about being in...

I reckons I've found it!


 
Posted : 27/07/2011 1:30 pm
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Is that a cravate or a neckerchief I spy there TJ? 😀


 
Posted : 27/07/2011 1:32 pm
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somewhere in between - its a red silk scarf 🙂


 
Posted : 27/07/2011 1:33 pm
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Did you miss a winking smiley off there? Is it meant to be sarcastic?

No. He's just a naaasty mayn!


 
Posted : 27/07/2011 1:33 pm
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what you spy there PP, is a man marketing himself 😉


 
Posted : 27/07/2011 1:33 pm
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Indeed Phil!

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I say old bean, what? 😉


 
Posted : 27/07/2011 1:37 pm
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TJ = Lovejoy


 
Posted : 27/07/2011 1:37 pm
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All these photos of TJ up today...I'm sure I locked you up once.


 
Posted : 27/07/2011 1:41 pm
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Some of us are born with style. some folk are just jealous


 
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I'm sure I locked you up once.

Do you go to [i]those[/i] kind of parties too? 😀


 
Posted : 27/07/2011 1:42 pm
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Some of us are born with style. some folk are just jealous

There's no response to that, really, is there? 😉


 
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I've seen him somewhere before too

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Do you go to those kind of parties too?

OH YES


 
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Oh I can do that look as well. versatile I am

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uplink, you beat me to it:

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Posted : 27/07/2011 1:46 pm
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Actually TJ on that last one you look a bit more...

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Posted : 27/07/2011 1:48 pm
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You look like you've lost your guide dog in that one


 
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Pffttp.


 
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Are you sure that's not Hugh Hefner in a wig?

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I think you should go for something a little more avant-garde, Teej:

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Did you miss a winking smiley off there? Is it meant to be sarcastic?

Interpret it as you will. Whatever turns you on/makes you happy.


 
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I recognise that Lidl cycling top.


 
Posted : 27/07/2011 2:14 pm
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I recognise that Lidl cycling top.

You must be mistaken Kunstler. Did you miss the logo thread? Uncle Jezza is immune to the marketing ploys of expensive designer labels 😀


 
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I think I may have been a little too subtle for you binners. 🙄 🙂


 
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😳


 
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Interpret it as you will. Whatever turns you on/makes you happy.

I'd rather not have to interpret, hence I'm asking you to clarify for me if it was meant to be sarcastic. I'm not looking to be made happy; thanks all the same.


 
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OK - how much would you all bid to see TJ with a new hairstyle? Perhaps if wr raised enough, we could get it spiked and dyed blonde? I believe Cynic-al has some recent experience of dying his hair.....


 
Posted : 27/07/2011 5:41 pm
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I reckon a flat top would suit him. 🙂


 
Posted : 27/07/2011 6:20 pm
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Oi

I ain't letting you lot at my hair - certainly not that cynic al chap................

How much you thinking of Druidh?


 
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I'll chip in if he's goes for a full Kevin Keegan job


 
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Good idea druidh but I reckon for top charity bucks it would have be a ginger tonsure.


 
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What!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


 
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Surely, the mods could get some auction software in for a one-off like this?

Personally, I'd love to see a proper Tory-boy outfit (no not the ones they wear in their dungeons) - but a nice short back and sides, side parting, brylcreemed, pin stripe suit, bowler hat - and he's got to wear it every day for a month. 🙂


 
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I'd rather not have to interpret, hence I'm asking you to clarify for me if it was meant to be sarcastic. I'm not looking to be made happy; thanks all the same.

Oh Whell.


 
Posted : 27/07/2011 6:37 pm
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Fashion advise from a man with a mullet. Deary, deary me... 🙄


 
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I'm not looking to be made happy

How could anyone not want to be made happy?


 
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count - its not a mullet - its long all over


 
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Ginger..... there's a thought.

How about it TJ - if I can raise a decent sum for charity ( my Justgiving account for Marie Curie is still open), we let someone loose on your barnett. How.much would it take?


 
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Grmble grumble grumble

thats blackmail that is - my lovely barnet *sobs*

Dunno how much is reasonable - a donation from folk and they get achance to either design or do the haircut / restyle or to nominate someone ( a draw of all the doners) and a threshold to go over before I loose the hair with a higher threshold to let the dark lord Cynic al at it.

£5 a ticket? Is that too much?

£1000 target to let Cynic al at it?


 
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JandemTeremy.


 
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*checks PayPal account*


 
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And for the whole day you have to wear what WE tell you to 🙂


 
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thats gonna cost plenty!


 
Posted : 27/07/2011 9:32 pm
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Whoa! Mucho respect if you go through with it


 
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Are STW standards slipping...?
78 posts in and not one

So c'mon Teej, what[s]'s hot [/s] helmet for next season, Autunm/Winter 2011/12????
😉 😉

Moving on - TJ, if you do go for the hair cutting fundraiser the MM household would also drop a couple of quid in the kitty...


 
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And for the whole day you have to wear what WE tell you to

First item would be a bike helmet, surely?

Then maybe an England football shirt....


 
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