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Aparanty his missus had to break the back window of the car to get him out. She smashed it with a golf club. Obvious I suppose. Sits back an waits for golf puns........


 
Posted : 28/11/2009 2:06 pm
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Wee bit more to it than that 😉

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/abraham/detail??blogid=95&entry_id=52492


 
Posted : 28/11/2009 2:26 pm
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Oh Dear, guess he's in the rough now.


 
Posted : 28/11/2009 2:35 pm
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He'll not be getting his hole for a wee while...


 
Posted : 28/11/2009 2:38 pm
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Bet he's got another birdie!


 
Posted : 28/11/2009 2:48 pm
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He's probably feeling a bit below par today.


 
Posted : 28/11/2009 2:52 pm
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I'm PMSL at all this. Mr Nice Polite Sporting Ambassador gets caught "playing away" by the Mrs and after a rather tense Thanksgiving she decides to whack him around the head a bit with a golf club and runs after him as he tries to escape in the car busting the windows in and then he crashes.

No doubt his people will be spinning this a bit differently...


 
Posted : 28/11/2009 2:56 pm
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Listening to Fighting Talk on Radio 5 this morning and Colin Murray introduced the show on "a fantastic weekend for Phil Mickelson".


 
Posted : 28/11/2009 3:10 pm
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😆


 
Posted : 28/11/2009 3:13 pm
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Tiger was quoted as saying 'After 18 holes I can barely walk'
😆


 
Posted : 28/11/2009 3:28 pm
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Oh dear. Gillette have lost two poster boys inside a week, and both for cheating.

Looking forward to seeing the pictures of Federer tupping a goat.


 
Posted : 28/11/2009 3:31 pm
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Maybe that's just a particularly un-flattering photo of the new "woman" in Boardinbobs link (apart from the obvious cosmetic enhancements she don't look very feminine to me!) -but wtf is he doing?

I know there's more to it than looks alone but Erin Woods is a very beautiful woman. (IMO)


 
Posted : 28/11/2009 7:20 pm
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Looking forward to seeing the pictures of Federer tupping a goat.

And what's supposed to be wrong with that anyway? 😯


 
Posted : 28/11/2009 7:52 pm
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Woods ends inthe trees after a bad drive


 
Posted : 28/11/2009 10:02 pm
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@Harry the spider - quality 😆

Canny blame the fella for pumping her..but met Mrs Woods at the Ryder cup in Dublin, she is stunning and a genuine lovely person but maybe she was being a typical wife and shutting her leg's after she has the kiddies 😆


 
Posted : 28/11/2009 10:32 pm
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Should have used a driver..........


 
Posted : 29/11/2009 10:41 am
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Ooft 😆

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/8391350.stm


 
Posted : 02/12/2009 4:40 pm
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Here is the list I was emailed last night -

One:
Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.
Two:
What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.
Three:
Tiger Woods wasn't seriously injured in the crash, but he's still below par.
Four:
What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing
Five:
Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron.
Six:
Perhaps Tiger should be using a driver?
Seven:
This is the first time Tiger’s ever failed to drive 300 yards
Eight:
Apparently, Tiger admitted this crash was the closest shave he’s ever had. So Gillette has dropped his contract.
Nine:
After a wayward drive, Tiger Woods found water before nestling behind a tree
Ten:
Apparently, the only person who can beat Tiger Woods with a golf club is his wife


 
Posted : 02/12/2009 5:25 pm