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Don't be ridiculous... he had a black jacket, and he wore head scarves...
Not [i]Keef[/i]!
Cheggers ? 😯
Flint?
Caroline ?
(ernie, I think his name's pete, not caroline)
Who the hell is Caroline?
cheggers' missus
Does she play pop too?
Anybody seen my bank card? Left it on the settee just there and now it has gone...
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I have DONE the washing up.
Well done, and whilst you were doing that I had a sneaky beer.
Not Keith, [i]Keef[/i]! You know, the World's Most Elegantly Wasted Human Being, The Human Riff.
yawn...
yawn...
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you should all go to bed
My hangover has gone!
now, I know what you're thinking:
17 hours - before they know it'll be a day, then a week ...
we shall NEVER surrender
I would smear my own faeces over that rude sign with the bell, in protest. Bastards talk to me like that.
How the F did Datz create a meaningless void like that? 😯
The lad's a [i]genius[/i].
which one would you press, elf, the one in the box or on the stalk (or is the thing in the box a laser for vapourising unsolicited callers) ?
I'd smash both of them up with a hammer, then go and batter the occupants to death with Mr Nutt's torn off limbs.
Because I'm nice like that. 😀
Nutt was right, you def need a poo
My limbs? Don't make me have to put you over my knee again Napoleon
Shut up Stumpy.
Look! a baby robin!
Ooh! Where?
How ever many logins?
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**** me; separated at birth?? 😯
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aaaaarrrrrrgghhh!!111
Y'bastard! how can I go to sleep with Kenny ringing in my ears?
dear me
dear dear me
what ?
that's it ?
... talk about going out with a whimper 🙄
I've just watched Grosse Pointe Blanke and *related* to it. How does this fit in?
I'm so cold...... so cold...... I don't know if I'm going to make it....
You're a yeti; how can you be cold?
they moult in summer MrsG
Ahah! That accounts for things. I had wondered where all these randomly abandoned fringed suede jacket-like things had come from, whilst on my morning ride!
Best not to ask, really.
Blame it on the chavs, that and the dog shit and maccy d's wrappers.
That's pretty brave, outing yourself as a Kenny Loggins fan. Not sure I'd have the [i]cojones[/i].
CZ- You have just reminded me of a local tradesman whose van embellishment boasts 'C O Jones', and his services!
Trampus, it took me a second or two to register that, but it is 1:35 in the morning. Made me s****.
Schoolboy humour, of course, but it brightens my day because it means I am two minutes from home! 🙂
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Nobody here but us chickens.
Nobody here but us chickens.
I didn't know you 'guys' were actually birds...
I didn't know you 'guys' were actually birds...
Very topical tonight MrsGrips!
Not just [i]hens[/i] ........there's plenty of cocks too.
I've noticed a lot of the cocks actually. The stereotypical is so boring.
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Love the big Zit on that butt...
idave, did you take that? - If so, I hope you did the jaws music in your head on the approach
Weaving and singing Cbeebies songs...life is a strange thing...
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Lovely ride today. 🙂
Lovely beer tonight 8)
I'd hazard a guess that that cat is actually dead.
Must have been al the cigs and booze. 🙁
iDave; what's all that about with that shapely bottom?
Has SimonFBarnes been to the local municipal pool? 😯
it's not dead, it's resting
I'd like it if that beer was called "SHag pils" but I worry that it isn't
it's not dead, it's resting
What, the shapely bottom?
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I can't believe you are all still here! I realised the futility of this ages ago
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(uncrosses fingers)
Blah!
Particularly quiet day?
It wasn't in my house...someone spent the day screaming and whining...and it wasn't me.
Behold.......
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Bugger, thought I had this 🙂
sigh
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bloody hell, JW 😯
what have you been searching for
F88k me Ray, are you off your medication again?
Can't for the life of me remember what I was searching for, but I've been waiting for an opportunity to use it for ages.......:)
I really don't want to know actually.