[Closed] This is getting desperate.....

Yes. Come and take care of my loft for me. Consider it a Christmas good deed.

Empty Quary you say

Get in some heavy machinery and make yourself somewhere to ride 8)

Get in some heavy machinery and make yourself somewhere to ride

Oh, we're still running the plant, and I've driven all there is to drive, so that gets boring in 10mins flat these days.

I think I might defrost the fridge.

Masturbate furiously???

Tick

Picture in the snow - like a crop circle and ring the Daily mail - make it look like an alien landing strip ...or even better Diana?

I used to work on a weighbridge. Freezing in winter and baking in summer 🙁

S'alright in here Rich. Nice heaters for winter and tinted glass for the Summer. Radio, Internet, fridge, microwave, toaster, watercooler.... I'm not slumming it!

I can send you some links to some good porn

Porn? Even Bravissio is blocked here!

So you are slumming it then 😉

load more films onto your phone tonight.. aye bored here too and even my IT dungeon isn't safe for a sneaky 10min kip due to contractors.. grrr.

Update - Can't defrost the fridge because there's a 4 pinter of milk in it. Bugger.

4 pints of milk?

You need some bourbon creams my biscuit loving friend.

drink 4 pints of milk!

Then get murdered by people who want a cup of tea? 😉

put milk outside?

find a way round porno blockade?

joolsburger - Member
put milk outside?

Far too obvious, it's freezing out, it'sll freeze into a solid lump 🙄

It's all melting here now. Slush-Tastic, pop pickers!

My last day today for the best part of 2 weeks. If I start anything new now, I'll forget it before I come back on 4th january.

What to do for the next 5 hours? I'm a software developer* btw

* used to be known as 'computer programmer' but that's not hip & trendy

john - get a bit of code your mate will be working on, check it out of the CVS, rename every variable to john_is_the_man_1 and john_is_the_man_2 etc. Check it back in.

Go home in the knowledge of a job well done! 🙂

Just pull your head off and spread DNA everywhere if you cannot defrost the fridge and everything else is done.

john - get a bit of code your mate will be working on, check it out of the CVS, rename every variable to john_is_the_man_1 and john_is_the_man_2 etc. Check it back in.

Go home in the knowledge of a job well done!

😆

Get bucket....
Fill bucket with cold water....
Put 4 pints of milk in bucket of cold water....
Defrost fridge.......

If you can get online, how about playing some games at www.miniclip.com? Should fill an hour or so.

[b]Access Denied (content_filter_denied)

Access to this site is not available under ** *** Internet Access Policy [/b]

Any more for any more, currently up to my march on Dilbert.com

Get online and buy loads of bike bits!!!

miniclip thing not working for me 🙁

I'm gonna save the fridge for tomorrow. 😉

What's the heaviest thing you've ever weighed then ? 🙂

We had a lovely old iron weighbridge smashed after some numpty dropped a high sided skip onto it from about 2 metres. I was in the factory at the time, about 1/4 mile away & still heard the bang it made.

How about a shopping trip on CRC, see how high a total you can get your basket to before it crashes... 🙂

What's the heaviest thing you've ever weighed then ?

It's a 50 tonne bridge. The calibration unit (Big truck, lots of weights and a forklift) is just under that all-up. Biggest loads are 44 tonne on artics. 🙂

What about Quake Live? Killing people always relieves boredom... 🙂

[url= http://www.quakelive.com/#home ]Quake Live[/url]

....well... I have a fork that needs the remote removed .. 😆

Try to hit all the windows in the Glaswegian [url= http://www.chunkideas.com/snowball/ ]Snowball game[/url] - tell me what the bottom 2 on far right / left say, never managed to hit 'um...

Could try this [url= http://www.zxspectrum.net/ ]zx spectrum site[/url], kept me amused for a few hours yesterday

i can sympathise.i need to be here incase anything "urgent" happens.the fact that most people are of on holiday, or havent bothered to come in, or are just doing routine work doesnt seem to be taken into consideration.its like watching paint dry...i could have taken it as holiday but id rather be off in sunny july that snowy december xmas madness week...ho hum. 😐

mother in law is at home so have to be thankfull im here for that reason i suppose....

Spectrum site is barred here as well. The snowball game....? Err what's the point? 😕

Iain, I'll gladly do your forks if you can get them to Hmapshire for me! 😉

Well, I got the fridge defrosed today. I'm sure you were all on the edges of your seats wanting to know..... 8)

Use a proxy server to get round blocked sites. Never done it myself and probably wouldn't , just read that you cab do that sort of thing nowadays. I am a computer idiot nowadays so I couldn't work it out.

Just had some lovely home made lemon drizzle cake with a cup of tea.

Yum.

easiest way of doign this is leave pc at home on and then use logmein from work to access home pc. no funny proxy stuff then.

The proxy servers are banned here too.........

So's your mum.

I'm here another 11 minutes. Dum de dum de dummmmmmm......

I'm so bored I'm now trying to eat my elbow.

PeterPoddy, got an e-mail address? I have a few Excel games and quizzes i coudl send over if you're that bored.

In profile mate! Luv ya! 😀

Thing is, I've got so much to do at home. Due to unforseen delays I have to 'create' Mrs PPs Christmas pressie tonight. I shall lock myself in the front bedroom and only be lured out with tea and cake tonight.
Lordy, I do hope I've got all the bits I need now..... 😯

On it's way now, expect mail from a guy called Steve.

. Due to unforseen delays I have to 'create' Mrs PPs Christmas pressie

Its not another poo sculpture, is it? Not sure if she'll like[i] another [/i]one.