Oming to America. The story of a Buddist trying to bring total enlightenment to the United States.
Beverly Hills Op. Reality TV show about plastic surgery in Los Angeles most exclusive neighbourhood.
Old Finger. A film about a formally repressed geriatric woman and her voyage of sexual discovery.
All Quiet on the Western Font - Adventures in typography.
"Oman Holiday"
The Sultan's daughter escapes her guardians and falls in love with an American newsman in, eeerm, Ome.
Once Upon a Time in the Wet - spaghetti western set in Manchester
How to get head in advertising-
The Man with Two Brans- a breakfast dilemma
On Her Majesty, Secret Service- James Bond goes too far
The Battle of Miway: Frank Sinatra and Sid Vicious slug it out for ownership of morbid, sociopathic but popular funeral island.
The Fight of the Navigator - trouble breaks out on a Scouts expedition
Reservoir OGs - Documentary. Ice T and Ice Cube in a ride along the man-made lakes of the Derwent
G and I - Sasha Baron Cohen biopic from the autobiography of the same name
Lying Scotsman - TJ isn't Scottish you know
EPO Man - TdF trophy taken back under curious circumstances
Batma - Turns out Batman's mum was, in fact, a daft old bat
Beaking Away - young cycling wannabe uses enormous proboscis to gain unfair advantage in photo finish
2 - crime solved and disaster averted using all the hours of daylight in a Scottish winter
tan girl - a woman's fight to overcome her addiction in the tanning salon.48 hours or she ends up looking like kilroy silk
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Boy am I happy to see the return of this forum topic!
I'm going to re-hash my favourite one first:
The Spy Who Loved M - Bond's boss find out that all his macho posturing was just an act.
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The Color Purple - the Colo[u]u[/u]r Purple for people who can't ****ing spell.
Wetworld - Yul Brynner films on location in Northern England.
The Pelican Brie - bird-based soft cheese causes consternatation in the legal profession.
Seven Bries for Seven Brothers - singalong musical about the varieties of washed rind soft cheeses.
The Brie of Frankenstein - this one WILL give you nightmares.
The Passion Of The Chris. How one ginger bloke made a multimillion pound media career.
Ouse Party
Reliving York's riverside hip hop glory days of the 80's
Rue Confessions - when sometimes, some things are best left unsaid ...
Aging Bull - Tufty the bull thought he no longer had the swagger, set to retire at the end of the week from chasing mtbikers through fields, . . . all was going well until one Biker just went too far . .
Hi, Mo! - Simpsons spinoff, featuing everyones favorite Springfield Landlord
Lose Encounters of the Third Kind
Government cover up of extra terrestrial meet and greet goes a bit *too* well when drunken SETI employee accidently leaves the Devil's Tower videotapes in a Wyoming bar.
White Men Can't Pump - The story of middle aged white friends on the hunt for Viagra.
Beverly Hills Mop - Eddie Murphy loses his job as a cop and finds a job cleaning the homes of the rich.
Look who's walking - Looks who's talking prequel
Top Nun - Sister Mary heads to train at Top Nun, an elite school for the best the clergy has to offer.
Edit - thought we were replacing a letter... Oh well 🙂
The odd coupe - A documentary following the design process for the BMW X6
The Bids - a Michael Bay summer blockbuster, following our protagonist as he tries to sell some excess bike bits on ebay.
Ba Santa - a kid goes on a voyage to the North Pole to discover the secret behind Santa's giant beard and fluffy demeanour.
The 30 Spartans - Spartan king Leonidas has a tough battle to fight after the 481BC Defence review starts to take affect on his troop numbers.
Casio - Greed, deception, money, power, and murder occur between two mobster best friends and a trophy wife over a cheap Japanese watch.
I spit on your Rave - A writer who is brutalized during attempt to get tickets to a rave seeks revenge on the organisors, who left her for dead...at the door.
Ostel - Three backpackers head to a commune in Northern France that promises to meet their hedonistic expectations, with no idea of the boredom that awaits them.
Sake Land - Martin was a normal teenage boy before the country collapsed in an empty pit of economic and political disaster caused by Japanes number one liquor.
Sakes on a Plane
Spoof biopic set in 2035 when Japan have become a fully paid up member of the ICC test playing nations. It details the Australian team's attempts to challenge David Boon's record for most tinnies downed ona flight but this time with a drink befitting their destination.
Big rouble in little china - adventures in forex.
Five Guys named M - hilarious musical about a beaurcratic error at the secret service.
Cap Fear - A small-town cocklaphobic attorney's family life is disrupted by his fear of hats (and caps)
Ape Fear - A small-town pithecophobic attorney's family life is disrupted by his fear of primates.
Cape Ear - A small-town attorney's family life is disrupted by ears. Or something.
Monkey Tennis!
Dude here's my car - a riotous tale of two men who go on a drinking bender and wake up only to find their car exactly where they left it.
Mr & Mr Smith - Two spies discover....No, I'll stop there. 😉
The Dirty Doze: Cheeky Australian website supremo enlists the aid of joke MP with hilarious consequences...
Harold and Kumar Go to White Caste: a thought-provoking, minimalist film that explores the effect of India's complex caste system on its billion or so people.
Hambuger Hill: Follow-up to "Deliverance" starring Ned Beatty as a traumatised survivor of outback interference, unwisley seeking solitude in an Appalachian holiday cottage.
2 Hour Party People: Entertaining biopic of Manchester's infamous attention-deficit rave scene.
Baise Mo: Ranting, eccentric Professor of Tudor history is 'cuffed and forced to watch the Olympics against his will.
Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pear
A swashbuckling tale of a pirate ship, riddled with scurvy due to fruit stores going mouldy.
Life Is Goo: Existential examination of family cooking where an accident of birth results in failed pudding experiment.
Born Fee - NHS midwives charge for delivering lion cubs
The Blue Ma - German WWI figher ace's mum develops hypothermia
Aes High - WWI British fighter aces trade Sopwith Camels for MTBs to tackle trail centre
My Left Foo - Daniel day Lewis play's the bloke next to Dave Grohl
Cat on a Hot Tin Roo - kitty burns its paws on an animatronic Joey
Treetcar Named Desire - Oliver's Childcatcher finds new way to entice children into his clutches
The Big Fiendly Giant - devilishly wicked new bike
The Big Friendly Gant - launch of simplified MS Project
Dawn of the DEA - biopic about the foundation of the Drug taskforce
Men Girls - Uppity high school transvestites get their comeuppance.
Argo - Broke car salesman hires Greek sailors to kidnap his wife.
Jackie Brow - Drug smuggling Stewardess neglects beauty regime.
Transformer - a truly electrifying tale.
Raveheart - a documentary on the rave scene and the heart attack capital of the world.
Whisk Galore - a tale of the SS Delia Smith running aground off the hebrides and the locals try to steal 50,000 cases of whisks
Ale Rider - The making of the "Good Saloon Guide 2012"
A fit full of dollars - Epileptic bank robber loses his swag.
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The Man with the Golden Gu. Onanistic adventures of King Midas...
Space Ball. Adolf Hitlers missing gonad is found drifting in the interstellar space. Dark Helmet aims to start a new master race in this thrilling cosmic re-imagining of The Boys from Brazil.
Drive. A tale of a man leading a double life as a stuntman and a cash in hand layer of hooky Tarmac. What will happen to him and his complicated existence when he meets a beautiful young mother and her child...?
Finding Emo. A goth father searches desperately for his son after losing him in a town full of the twin temptations of cheap cider and playground swings.
Far from the adding crowd - escape from the accounts dept
The Thomas Crown ffair - Steve McQueen spends a fortune on a Welsh Watlzer
Cliffanger - someone stops him singing at Wimbledon
Toy Tory - Nick Clegg biopic
Due - desert planet Arrakis waits for UPS delivery
Rebel without a case - motor bike gang leader invents panniers
A Bride too Far - Mit Romney's Mormon beliefs get the better of him
The Spy Ho Loved Me - Part time espionage expert works as a call-girl on the side. Meets handsome man, the rest is history.
toy tory - Flashheart has a film made about his life
Never ending Tory - thatcher innit
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Oldfinger.... seriously low rent pron.
Dude here's my Car - Some guys find their car in mega packed carpark.
Dive Angry - Tom Daley seeks revenge in the 2016 Olympics for getting bronze in London.
Ed - a little boy wishes the Labour leader would be his thunder buddy for life.
Coo Runnings - The Jamacian Sprint team face their toughest challenge yet..... chasing down the pidgeons of Trafalgar Square.
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Dom - A behind the scenes documentary where Indiana Jones interviews the followers of one half of the infamous Dick and Dom and finds out about the Golden Temple in the shape of a Grasshopper that is dedicated to him.
Austin Powers Godmember - Austin Powers, having lost his mojo, turns to the church for support in his time of need.
The Boyguard - Kevin Costner stars in the remake, where he must protect a young singer from all who would wish him harm. Justin Beiber co-stars.
Barefoo in the Park - Dave Grohl parties with Prince Harry and wakes up in a park, in Vegas
The Prince and the Paper - Two lookalike boys, one a poor Vegas party animal and the other a prince, exchange places to see what the other's life is like without the UK papers reporting it.
Winnie the Poo - Eyeore has lost his tail, and lashes out at the one friend nearby who may be responsible.
Sorry, stuck at my desk for lunch....
The Irates of Penzance - Group of London dwelling Nimbies object to a hostel being built near they 2nd homes
Tomb aider - emergency medical attendant saga set in a graveyard
Chariots of ire - set in ancient Rome; everyday people get upset at the latest taxes set by caligula and take to the streets
ad Max - about a guy who works in advertising and is called Max
Hut Locker - Docustyle film about the guys who check beach huts are secure
Tar Wars - molgrips new caravan based lifestyle turns out to be a bit more exciting than originally planned
BoyzNTheHod - gangsta brickies in action, innit
The Last King of Cotland - Alex Salmond's ambitions turn out to be a bit juvenile
Tom Raider - millionaire actor dodges curry bill