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Alien - oh....
Now White - Early Disney cartoon, racist proaganda basically.
Spice Girls: The Move - the spice girls move house, its shit... like the first film.
Ben Hu - Story about Ben somebody or other
9 1/2 Wee's - An erotic story about an incontinent woman and the golden shower sex games she plays with a man she barely knows.
A Bugs Lie - an adventurous ant lies to the rest of his colony about a group of bugs being warriors not circus performers... hang on...
Silent Runing - Slow moving drama where a space gardener tries to find a quiet corner to read Lord of the Rings.
Silence of the Labs - Forensic scientists stay quiet in an attempt to avoid having to talk to Jodie Foster and listen to her bizarre accent.
slainte ➡ rob
Cum - Little seen 70s pron flick starring Ray Winstone
The Jungle Boo - Lots of surprises in the tropics.
Pint Break - Renegade surfers take time out for some lunchtime refreshment
The Reat Escape - a Yorkshire man makes a spectacular bid for freedom
Free Will - an Orca buggers off and does what he likes
Black Hawk Don - A story about a bird of prey called Don
Plice Academy - A group of good-hearted but incompetent brummies join the force
Ice Station Ebra - A tough Marine with a platoon of troops don womens underwear in a bid to keep warm
The Princess Ride - a slightly more erotic version of Game of Thrones
The Lob - Andy Murray in winning outerspace tennis shot
The Kings peech - Period royal fruit based drama
Horse box gang ban - organised crime had taken control of the equestrian world ... until one woman took them all on 😳
Wayne's Wold - A young man and his chalk hills.
Buffalo Solders - A bison gets an apprenticeship in a pcb factory.
OK, Sc-Fi now.....
Close Encounters of the hird Kind - After an encounter with Thora Hird, a line worker feels undeniably drawn to an isolated area in the wilderness (Yorkshire) where something spectacular is about to happen ....to Compo.
Kira - A secret military project endangers Neo-Tokyo when it turns a biker gang member into a rampaging psychopath that appears in period dramas.
The mega Man - Army doctor Robert Neville struggles to create a cure for the plague that wiped out most of the human race while all the time thinking he is the coolest dude alive.
Oman Holiday - Desert romp starring Gregory Peck and Audrey Hepburn. Continues after the News at Ten.
Tar Trek - To boldly lay roads where no one has gone before
The Princess Ride - Unearthed home footage belonging to the late Dodi Al Fayed
Lara Croft: Tomb Rider - well-endowed young woman gets jiggy in the cemetery
The Man In the Ron Mask - Harrowing tale of the black man trapped inside Ron Atkinson's body
All Quit on the Western Front - "Sod this for a game of soldiers"
Topic Thunder - It's a bad day for the STW chat forum as all the big-hitters arrive on the bike helmet-join a union-Tory bashing super thread to end all threads.....
Close Encounters of the Third Kin - Being undeniably drawn to your relatives (a tale of everyday Norfolk folk)
House of 100 Corpses - Rob Zombie's not so impressive sounding sequel
True Les - Harrowing biopic of a sports presenter
Capon - An emasculated rooster gets involved in organised crime
Despicable M - 007's boss' hilarious attempts to luring bond into a sexual encounter, will Q join in? find out in cinemas this friday!
Hoff - Jack Nicolson plays David in this bio-pic.
Erms of Endearment - He knows he loves her, he just doesn't know how to say it..
Karate KD
Lesbian folk singer takes on all comers in this martial arts romp
The hunt for ed october - Tommy Lee jones plays a stern looking military type on a mission to find the crime lord Ed October
Letter from Iwo Jima.
A guy called Jim, who has awful handwriting, finds that his letters have turned up in strange places, due to the postal service being unable to read the address on the envelopes.
The Tran Sorter - Jason Statham has to work out which of the bevvy of beauties that he's with are men, with hilarious consequences.
'arry Lyndon - Frank Bruno as a lovable rogue trying to pass as aristocracy in 18th century ireland
Fags of Our Fathers - Teenagers going through the ashtrays in their dads sheds
The ink panther – Bumbling French detective follows large cat tracks after it knocked over bottle of Qwink
Chariots of ire – Really pissed off blokes race horse drawn vehicles in slow motion on beach (but not on Sundays)
Death of an alesman – Sad passing of a local brewery proprietor
...must get on with some work!!
Yep, bored this evening.....
Fight Cub - An insomniac office worker and a devil-may-care soap maker form an underground bear fighting club that transforms into a violent revolution.
The Magnificent Sven - An oppressed peasant village team hire a manager who just might get them out of the most oppressed league in Mexico.
The World's Fatest Indian - The life story of New Zealander Burt Munro, who spent years building a 1920 Indian mobility scooter so he could get into town for donuts.
1 Angry Men - A dissenting juror in a murder trial slowly manages to convince the others that the dark skinned accussed gentleman is actually guilty, starring Jim Davidson.
Blimey these are brilliant. Best thread ever.
Beauty and The Best : The story of Two hot models and a pissed up footballer..
All Quiet on The Western Font - Larry's typewrite is broken, can he fix it in time?
The odfather
A middle aged gangster with an unhealthy obsession of 29" singlespeeds
Oman Holiday - Audrey Hepburn on vacation in the middle east
Roma Holiday - Audrey Hepburn goes off travelling in a horse drawn caravan..
Seven rides for seven brothers: a big family cycling holiday biopic
Men: a film with no mutants in it whatsoever
'Arry on Camping: Mr Redknapp goes off into the woods to escape the Euro Champs and to come to terms with his feelings (and to open a new bank account for his dog)
Escape to Victor
Ragtag band of PoW's create an audacious escape plan in which they form an unlikely amdram group to take part in the 1944 german Amdram championships. Their performance of 'One Foot in the Grave' has their guards rolling around in hysterics at which point they make their escape through the make up room.
"Time Out - I don't BELLLLIIIIIEEEEVVVVEEE how contrived this story is"
Also:
One Foot in the Rave
Peglegged grumpy pensioner takes a wrong turn on the M25 one night and loses the next 12 hours of his life in a swirl of neon and MDMA in a field near High Wycombe.
Loita - Teenage dyslexic Ray goes after an underage girl.
ran man - the sequel to running man