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Glasses of bourbon.
Animals that need rescuing in the event of a biblical flood.
Forks


 
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The sound of one hand clapping is usually management bollocks types patting themselves on the back.


 
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Pretty much everything...

"One is None,
Two is One"


 
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Glasses of bourbon.

Bastard.,, just had one of those....now I need another 😉 )


 
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Cups of tea after a ride.


 
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Damn, ned beat me too it

On the theme - pubic hair


 
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Bastard.,, just had one of those....now I need another )

Fourth glass of Tin Cup here. Stressful day at work is becoming a fuzzy memory 🙂


 
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What slowpuncheur said

How do you copy a Flickr image link into here when using an iPad?

Got enough cymbals?


 
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Numbers


 
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Chopstick


 
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Guitars


 
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Twin

If you're a twin you can have just the one.


 
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Binners

To quote David Saint Hubbins:

"little girl its a great big world, but theres only one of me"

Anyway.... a pistachio nut. You need 400 minimum


 
Posted : 18/07/2017 8:49 pm
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Women in a threesome.

(Think of the alternative 😛 )


 
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glass 8)


 
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Coke ----- Ho's

<ponders apostrophe faux pas - runs with it>


 
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Trouser


 
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Fishing rods

Tire levers

Beer

Parking tickets


 
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pringles


 
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Tents
Kayaks
Dry bags
Bikes of course
OS maps
Welsh cakes


 
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bumbags

You own more than one bumbag Pieface? 😕 😛


 
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Nunchuck.


 
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See?


 
Posted : 18/07/2017 10:09 pm
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Chocolate raisins
Crisps
Anything involving peanut butter
Anything involving Marmite
MTB standards


 
Posted : 18/07/2017 10:10 pm
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a scissor


 
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sock…..!


 
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Mis-paired socks


 
Posted : 18/07/2017 11:45 pm
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Balls.

Well, you could have one but guess most blokes prefer 2


 
Posted : 19/07/2017 5:51 am
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5mm Allen key


 
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I used to work with a bloke who would regularly have half a packet of (normal sized) crisps with his sandwiches at lunch time. He’d open up a new pack, consume half, and then put a clothes peg on the bag and put in his desk until the next day.

Oh to have the self-control!


 
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Not many people taking this seriously. Trouser and scissor are good candidates but still arguable. Nunchuck I like. You can have one chopstick - you can't eat with it, unless it's dumplings, but you can physically have one.

I'd suggest magnetic pole.


 
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Other half


 
Posted : 19/07/2017 9:29 am
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^
It's making my head hurt thinking about that. I'll stop.


 
Posted : 19/07/2017 9:30 am
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Yes you can. Clap your fingers down against your palm.

I'm sure there's a technical violation there somewhere.


 
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Yin [u]or[/u] Yang


 
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Cone spanner.


 
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[quote=molgrips ]Not many people taking this seriously.

I hadn't realised we were supposed to.

Person arguing.


 
Posted : 19/07/2017 10:19 am
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Not many people taking this seriously

O right I was not taking things literally enough (although I bet nobody who posted here has only one 5mm Allen key).

How about Molgrips, if you don't have a pair then you just have a piece of metal which is not a Molgrip.

Or actions, you can never have one action.

Or faces, you can't have just one of those


 
Posted : 19/07/2017 10:19 am
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Took 4 posts to mention bikes on a biking forum, shame on you all.

Bikes
Biscuits
Boobs
Brain cells
Tea/Coffee


 
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Guns (up to 8 now)
Bikes (6 plus the wife and child's bikes)
Computers (4 actual x86/amd64 and a Pi)


 
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